Top investigative journalists Walt, Bry, and Q delve into the seedy underbelly of the Collingswood Auction.
Dennis, Ira, and Tina X (all vendors all the Collingswood Auction)
“I don’t think it’s going to be hard to meet the person who likes it” – Bryan
“This pussy’s gonna faint, doc” – Bryan
“Naw it’s too small potatoes.” – Q
“If you don’t want to be criticized, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.” – Walt
“No I’m not gonna suck every single person’s balls, no I will not do it.” – Bryan
“That Lawrence Welk magazine might have semen all over it, you don’t know!”
“Your laugh to me is like the greatest security blanket anyone could own.” – Bryan to Walt
“Blessed are those who can see greatness in most humble of places, while others see nothing” – Walt
The guys discuss taking their first promo picture, and Walt doesn’t know what a blazer is.
This, most likely, is the first time Bry has been referred to being teflon.
The first person the boys meet is Ira who sells Adult Toys.
Walt is full of questions Ira doesn’t want to answer. Like how much “hay” he makes, and where he gets his product.
They boys bring up a classic story of an old customer named Psycho Sexy, who wore thin white gloves, and only bought erotic comics, and videos where girls are abducted. Walt remembers years later that he saw a police officer pull him over with a bunch of kids in the car.
When listening to the playback, Walt talks about how embarrassed he is by his laugh. Bry tells him how important Walt’s laugh is to him, as far as comedic validation.
The guys interview Tina X
Walt talks about how his kids are embarrassed of what their dad does for a living. “Whats your dad do for a living? Oh, he’s not alive””
TESD arrives at Dennis’ stand P&R books to talk about the business of selling magazines and comics at the flea market and on eBay.
The only person that has been at the market as long as Dennis are the foam rubber people
Walt buys a picture of an iguana at Eugene’s Tasties to be the official mascot of TESD.
Dickhead the Great magician completely blows off TESD
Pilot – Magic