#093: Merry F’n Christmas

*Featured image by @TESDGroupie

Pod Description:

Does this synopsis really determine if you listen to the episode?

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Quotes:

“That little red boner, must be like, rudolph the red nose reindeer Man” – Walt

My Mum was like Queen shit of King Mountain” – Q

“We gotta ride you until your legs break” – Walt

“Just read the parts where they shit on us” -Bry

“Fuck that rag and fuck the asshole that wrote it” – Walt

“If you loved me you would never write such drivel, you wouldnt write such hateful words, smeared in shit, on your fucking wall” – Walt

“Im not gonna marry her though, that way he can pay child support and alimony” – Bry

“If AMC’s expectations of me are as low as my parents, we’ll be just fine” – Bry

“You’re the quickest finger in the west” – Walt

Moustache wouldnt sign, he told us to go fuck ourselves” – Q

“They can barely type cos their fondling your balls and fingering your ass, trying to make you come hard” – Walt

“They can barely type cos their fondling your balls and fingering your ass, trying to make you come hard” – Walt

“I think this dude should take a plane to Ireland, go to the prom with that dude, you could suck each others dicks. Fucking babies” – Bry

Memorable Moments:

Impractical Jokers Premiers and Walt suggests changing the pod’s name to “Brian Q’s Tell em Steve Dave”

Walt reads an article about Comic Book Men that is dripping with back handed compliments and insults

Kids get in trouble for “Tebowing” at school.

Spurred on by Bon Jovi death rumors, Q reminisces on fingering girls to the Young Guns soundtrack “Blaze of Glory”

The guys give out life advice to listeners.  An Irish teen needs a date for prom but insists he only wants to go with a 10.  Bry and Q suggest taking an escort from Irish Dream Girls.com

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