Bry demands satisfaction from a local newspaper. One, true, three-the urine edition.
Bryan’s One True Three: Urine Edition
Story 1: At a summer camp another camper peed in Bry’s shampoo which he then used.
Story 2: After a Johnson family BBQ Bry was so drunk he wet the bed and made Suzanne clean it up.
Story 3: When living with his grandmother Gertie, Bry accidentally used a towel she had pissed on to clean his face.