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Q recounts old timey espionage, Walt brings us the terrifying story of goat man, Bry laments redneck-anising. A new TESD listener art contest is announced
Hello you lousy complaining cocksuckers, and welcome to this week’s addition of Tell ‘em Steve-Dave” – Bry
“Here’s the thing about Gitem, he’s a lying shady cocksucker!” – Q
“Who’s grooming my cat? where’s Mista Whiskas!” – Bry as Q
“I’m creaky you sons of bitches! Creaky!” – Bry as Declan
“You told me you were dying! What the fuck!” – Walt
“Let’s go back to talking about your vague personal issues.” – Q
“Aw pawtism cat, let me take yo picture. The Twitta followers love you!” – Bry as Q
“Oh I’m so winsome and cute!” – Q as Zoey Deschanel
Walt and Q try to cheer Bry up after an undisclosed personal problems. Walt commends him for still being funny and going through it without pills.
Bry finds comfort in Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and is amazed at how low the bar has gotten for entertainment. Walt foresees her fame crashing and burning leading to a hellish existence.
Walt claims that the drama unfolding behind the scenes on Comic Book Men season 2 is more interesting than what is going to be on TV.
Qs cat Benjamin is dubbed Mistah Whiskaz and is labeled Pawtistic.
Q talks about Operation Mincemeat where Ian Flemming got a dead homeless man and dressed him up like an officer to fool the Germans into thinking they were getting real information.
Bry and Q hate the Zoey Deschanel Siri commercial.