#168: A Tale of Ewww, Titties

Pod Description:

Bry is asked to star in a grade school production of “Lassie, it’s revealed that Q is a filthy worm eater, people get fat-revenged

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Mentioned Person:

Quotes:

“um, at a dinner table just like, yoho, look at me, yoho, what’s it called?” – Walt

“Just blew a 0.341 in jail, going to get 0.341 tattooed on me because its so epic. Just went to jail # YOLO – Bry reading a tweet.

“Are you sure you don’t want to save this for fucking Why Bry?” – Q

“WTF though Andula you piece of shit, looks like Ichabod Crane in a greasy wig, Cunt Breath” – Q about a childhood bully.

Game Played:

Reoccurring Segment:

Fat News   A TV show has former fat people getting fit and ambushes people that made them feel insecure to show off their new bodies.

Twitter Questions

Memorable Moments:

The origin of #Yoho.

Bry reveals a time in 8th grade where he went roller skating with a “good looking” friend who told him “C’mon man I don’t want to be seen with you” because there were cute girls around. Another time a group of girls came up to him saying they were casting for a school play of Lassie, and asked Bry if he would be the dog.

Q tells of growing up in Staten Island and a group of Skells would harass him. When he was 8 a 14 year old girl named Andula, her fat sister, and her 18 year old boyfriend would torture young Q saying that he ate worms, spat in his face, and would throw rocks at squirrels. The boyfriend held Q up by the neck for trying to help the squirrel he hit.

Bry remembers seeing a drunk 18 year old Walt walking to a convenience store claiming he will never drink again, and he didn’t.

A drunk 22 girl blows a 0.341 BAC trying to storm the field at a University of Iowa game, claims she is going to get her BAC tattooed on her to commemorate.

What would Walt do if he was in control of Q’s body for 48 hours? Rule 1 is No Sodomy.

Q talks about riding his motorcycle and being surrounded by a rowdy gang, Q says he would like to start a motorcycle gang called the 4 Color Demons with people who follow the rules and don’t act like dicks.

Walt is still offended by Janet Jackson’s boob popping out during the Super Bowl a decade previous.

Music:

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