Fuck the holocaust and fuck you! I sell comics, bitch – Ming
Walt reading Statistics and Facts
Tesd Christmas party hosted at “Q’s house in Staten Island” complete with cats meowing and Sunday Jeff shitting in a litter box.
Gitem tells of his best and worst Christmas. His worst involves his recently turned lesbian mother being released from a psych ward and didn’t have time to get gifts or decorate. Gitem finds a videotape of his moms naked girlfriend twerking. They spend Christmas eve stringing popcorn.
Mistletoe is revealed to be a shit twig.
The boys unveil Christmas creatures of their own creation in the same vein as Krampus. Walt invents a microscopic parasite that devours and replaces children’s tongues making the child curse against his wishes. Q creates the Dangling Saint the ghost of a man who commuted suicide by hanging on Christmas and now haunts people who are too cheerful, releasing his bowels on it’s victim. Bry invents Pater Sanguinum, or Father Blood, a terrifying creature who thinks coal is too light a punishment for naughty kids. These three monstrous beings would be the catalyst for the Making Clay claymation movie.
Bry writes a radio play mashup of “It’s a Wonderful Life” and “A Christmas Carol” starring Ming as the George Bailey / Scrooge role. Ming is visited by three ghosts who try to convince him to kill himself by showing him how much better the world would be without him.
Declan has the boys do an added bonus pod to pad for time.
An 18 year old elf accuses mall Santa of sexual harassment. Walt wonders if they could pull a real life Miracle on 34th Street and have the handsy Santa win in court claiming that it was just Santa shenanigans.
Q unveils his plans for a year round Christmas store / strip club called the North Pole.
Walt learns about the Icelandic Yule lads.
Walt interviews a street Santa.