#181: The Tranny Trick II: The Trickening

Pod Description:

Walt orders Ming off the naked ledge, everyone can’t wait to move into TESD town, dick cakes & tits on a stick

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Ming Chen

Mentioned Person:

Quotes:

“You would be burned fuckin’ quicker than Koresh.  They’d shoot a gas canister right through your fuckin’ window.” – Walt to Bry

“But we’re merry pranksters!” – Q

“She went from men are evil rapists to ‘I hope the cute boy notices me’ within the same day!” -Q

“You’re getting a nosebleed up on that soap box, it’s so fuckin’ high!” – Bry

“I’m getting naked already!” – Ming

“Wives are dream killers bro.” – Q calling back the Fiasco Pod

“Do you guys have a gas leak at the apartment?” – Walt to Ming

“Mike and Ming finally hit someone’s G-spot.” – Walt

“It’s a lot of Christmas pods to buy a town.” – Walt

“We’re like Iran, we don’t let the internet in.” – Walt

“The second I find out I have to work for a living I’m fucked”- Bry

“What about the Trailer Park mutant?” – Q

“I’ll be planning my escape as a slave, as a slave dwarf I’m saying just kill me.” – Walt

“Right out in the open they would sell these tits people would eat.” – Walt

Game Played:

Reoccurring Segment:

Memorable Moments:

A lost listener was prompted to tweet ‘F off’ or “I’m Back’.  Bry and Q are told to F off.  An astute listener forwards some contradictory tweets of hers to Bry and Q.

Bry tells Walt and Q about Katy Perry’s latest music video “Last Friday Night“.  Katy is playing a nerdy girl who throws a party and in the video she peeps at a nude sleeping jock and gropes his crotch.  Bry claims that if the roles were reversed it would cause an uproar.

A listener gifts Q with a Warby Parker monocle after a Tenderloins show.

John McDonald, a man from Australia, gains a mystery gut-growth after drinking from a beer can contaminated with river water.

Ming interrupts the show to announce he nominated I Sell Comics for a Stitcher Award.  Ming is all set to take a nude picture of himself holding an issue of Cryptozoic Man in front of his crotch.  Mike tries to fake nonchalance.  Walt and Q try to talk some sense into him quoting careers that have been ruined by people taking nude pictures and what would happen if his children ever came across them.

A Masters in Psychiatry has offered to analyze the boys.

Jordan Monsanto announced that a full page ad for TESD will run in DC Comics Harley Quinn #1.

A copy of the Baltimore Con variant cover of Cryptozoic Man Issue 1 sells for over $1000.  Walt suggests playing a round of Cold Call Cuss Out where he calls a random backer of the Booty Time and asks for more money since the comics have proven to be so valuable.

Q has finished the Phantasm series.  In the second film The Tall Man eradicates entire towns which leads to a discussion on Ghost Towns.  Q asks why TESD doesn’t just buy an abandoned town, Kim Basinger has.

Bry, Walt and Q envision TESD Town.  There will be a bottle dump which Git’em can live next to.  Sunday Jeff can live in a shed beside a mini golf course.  J-Sarge and Declan can open a studio while Troy can be the only cop in town.

Was Phantasm offensive to little people since they made it seem like turning into a dwarf was the most horrific fate imaginable.

A designer says the fashion industry is retarded, causing massive backlash.  Walt deftly tries to figure out a way someone could still use the R-word and not make it offensive.  He suggests using the term “Flame Retardant”.  Q petitions for the use of the word “Foam Face”.

A New Jersey waitress tries to go viral by posting a receipt that someone had written “I’m sorry but I can not tip because I do not approve of your lifestyle.”    It is discovered that this person had made it all up and wrote the slur herself to get sympathy, she had previously told people she had terminal cancer.

Jack Phillips, a baker, would rather go to prison than make a same sex wedding cake.  Walt imagines what a gay wedding cake would look like, it is not subtle.  Walt remembers seeing a naughty pastry as a young man, a nude headless female torso on a stick.  Bry remembers a family canoe trip where a nudist colony was sunbathing off the banks of the river and Pam yelled at them all to avert their eyes.

What would Kevin do if Ming had to call him and say Walt had a religious conversion and was refusing to sell comics to gay couples.

Walt, Q and Bry wonder what the rules of Nudist Camp etiquette are.  What happens if you get hard while looking at a neighbors wife, do you excuse yourself?  Is it polite to compliment someone on the size of their hog?

Music:

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