*Featured image from @mingchen37
Einstein pulls a dick move, some jerk-off collects VHS copies of “Speed”, a rash of mysterious canine suicides are discussed.
“Of course I’m better than Einstein, I make Impractical Jokers” – Q
“Aren’t I weird? Mommy and Daddy didn’t pay enough attention to me when I was young” – Bry
“Did you know there are four bags of astronaut poop on the moon?” – Walt
“Isn’t every man a nymphomaniac?” – Walt
Walt thinks you have to be a Douchebag to enjoy Nature Box
Q maintains TESD is his favorite thing to do, Walt admits he likes doing the pod much more than he thought he would.
Q is too tired for sex.
A listener writes in to congratulate Walt on his 20th anniversary. Bry and Quinn think it’s impossible to keep a lifelong marriage/romantic relationship; Walt’s 20+ year marriage is an anomaly.
Walt shares a letter that was written by Albert Einstein to his wife with a list of demands that she must obey or else he will leave her.
Some asshat is collecting VHS copies of Speed so he can be famous.
Ming poses with a coke bottle that says “Fuck TESD”
“”Heard Around the Walter Cooler”” theme – poop.
-There are four bags of astronaut poop on the moon. Astronauts are monitored when pooping in space.
-Doctors are injecting a healthy person’s poop into the stomach of others with certain illnesses to cure them.
–24k gold capsules are taken so that your shit is glittered with gold; During an AMC brainstorming meeting, Bry and Walt make up a scenario of giving the gold capsule to Suzanne (unbeknownst to her) and the resulting dramatic yet hilarious breakup.
Callback to the conversation about getting high with poop.
Overkill Topic – Suicide Dogs
-Dogs are mysteriously jumping off of the Overtoun Bridge in Scotland.