Einstein pulls a dick move, some jerk-off collects VHS copies of “Speed”, a rash of mysterious canine suicides are discussed.
“Of course I’m better than Einstein, I make Impractical Jokers” – Quinn
Walt thinks you have to be a Douchebag to enjoy Nature Box
“Bry and Quinn think it’s impossible to keep a lifelong marriage/romantic relationship; Walt’s 20+ year marriage is an anomaly.
Walt shares a letter that was written by Albert Einstein to his wife with a list of demands that she must obey or else he will leave her.
“”Heard Around the Walter Cooler”” theme – poop.
-There are four bags of astronaut poop on the moon. Astronauts are monitored when pooping in space.
-Doctors are injecting a healthy person’s poop into the stomach of others with certain illnesses to cure them.
-24k gold capsules are taken so that your shit is glittered with gold; During an AMC brainstorming meeting, Bry and Walt make up a scenario of giving the gold capsule to Suzanne (unbeknownst to her) and the resulting dramatic yet hilarious breakup.
Overkill – Suicide Dogs
-Dogs are mysteriously jumping off of the Overtoun Bridge in Scotland. ”