* Featured image by @WCChastain
Walt quotes ’70s supergroup “”Bread””. Grandpa Quinn hands down life lessons. Bry is mistaken for a hobo.
“Ohhh Dear.” – Q as Droopy
“Sunshine is the best disinfectant!” – Walt
“I’m wondering if he’s willing to eat something a pig or an unlucky horse would eat.” – Bry
“He’s had a chip on his shoulder since fifth grade!” – Walt about Bry
“If you don’t eat nature box you may as well be an abortionist!” – Bry
Q tries his hand at a Droopy Dog impression, it does not live up to Sunday Jeff’s. Ohhhh Dear.
Bry asks Q if he could continue dating a girl if her online persona was DTF69. Walt tries to quote the wise words of the band Bread.
Walt defends I Sell Comics claiming he doesn’t want to be the one to pull the plug on that “Red Headed Step Child on Life Support”
Update on Leisure World retirement home. Taylor the librarian revealed to be a dude.
Q plans to retire by the age of 55. He would go back to FDNY if IJ dies in time since he has a few years left on his contract.
The cast of Gotham big times the Jokers when they are told to move aside to make way for the actors of this not yet aired TV show.
Ming trolls Mike by rubbing a free steak in his face.
Bry was the ultimate cockblock by calling the front desk of the hotel demanding a new room while Q was getting busy with his girl in their shared room.
Walt keeps pimping Loot Crate during a Nature Box ad.
A navy ant ruins a 24 hour drill that required absolute silence by laughing too hard at TESD and it gets picked up by SONAR.
Bry was at a farmer’s market and observed a lady trying to negotiate on price. The clerk offers up rotten food at a discount. This leads Q to recall a parable his grandfather told him about pissed-on Tomatoes.
Bry is denied free refills at a Starbucks when he is mistaken for a homeless man and gets into an altercation on the street.
Ming blames Walt for the harsh criticism he is getting on his Instagram page and the hashtag #prayfordebbie.
Walt is confused about the end of Guardians of the Galaxy dance -off to defeat Ronan the Accuser.
Millsted – Coyote