* Featured image by @WCChastain
Bry proves himself worthy of a purple heart.
“Another sub-pusshole of the week, even more than me! Alright, alright a tie.” – Bry
“This isn’t like back in 9/11 when you could just bail out of a movie theater” – Bry
Q knocks over a spinner rack.
Bry want’s a Frank Franzetta print of the Universal Monsters for Christmas.
Walt and Bry think Q is out of touch with the common man for saying an X-Box One is not a big ticket item.
Bry announces he is getting Sage a cat for Christmas. Bry has umbrage with people who say they “rescue” animals just by picking them up at a shelter, Q actually DID rescue a cat on the highway as told in #159: Bitchfest 2013
Bry goes to court for the school bus incident first told in #219: Infect Me, Walt!. Bry is mistaken for a defendant by a police officer in the courtroom. The asshole driver acted as his own lawyer, Bry wishes he had a chance to question the defendant himself. The defendants wife perjurers herself. The man is released with a much reduced sentence, no points on his license and just a $400 fine. The driver accuses Bry of harassing him as Bry once followed him around town for taking pictures of kids.
Protiijay – NIghtmare