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Can a mere song cue waterworks for the tuff bois of TESD? Bry & Q go to WrestleMania.
“That’s how he got our website now he wants our fuckin’ Nazi coin?”- Q about Gitem
“Where’s Blanket!” – Walt concerning Sal being the Blanket to Q’s Michael Jackson
“Hitler himself might have had that in his dickies.” – Walt
“You are ready to pop the entire time you’re there.” – Walt about Q at Royal Rumble
“Your Instagram is a horror show of cholesterol.” – Q about Gitem
“My wrestling days are over no reason to step on a scale.” – Sunday Jeff as Gitem
“They’re not puttin the enemas in Jim McMahon’s ass anymore?” – Walt about the WWE.
“Cat’s in the Cradle? Fuckin dry eyes!” – Walt
Q unveils the 4CD vest.
Bry says Q should look into getting a Michael Jackson mask since his celebrity is getting so high. Q is physically assaulted by an IJ fan at Universal when she jumps on his back while he’s trying to spend time with his mother. Later he spots an ant wearing a TESD shirt and approaches him for a photo.
Q describes how to correctly perform the Ant Salute..
Sunday Jeff’s birthday is on New Years Eve. He recounts stories of how he was forced to babysit his younger brother and sister while his parents went out to party.
A Nazi penny is discovered among Sages coin collection.
The Impractical Jokers appear on the View. Q dances to reference the joke about him dancing on Ellen from #232: Pride Before Pillows
Bry and Q talk about their experience at the Royal Rumble. Bry is entertained by The Miz and his stunt man.
Q talks about how they got the miserable wrestling clown “Doink” to appear at Sal’s bar when Sal would have Ring Announcer Karaoke events. He would put old pay per views on the bar TVs muted and patrons could call the match. Doink only cost 400 dollars for the whole night so Q tried to hire him to come to his house to watch Wrestlemania, however Doink died two weeks earlier.
Walt’s daughter tells him that they have a female wrestler in their all star squad. Walt wonders how a 13 year old could possible wrestle a girl. It’s a no-win situation and what if he gets a boner.
Gitem reveals he was on his high school wrestling team with a 0-1 career record. He lost his first match in 15 seconds and could not stop nervous laughing causing his coach to scream at him.
Walt claims that no song has ever made him cry and claims Q and Bry are crazy for admitting it.
JP13 – The House Always Wins