* Featured image by @WCChastain
TESD’s first annual list of shithole countries, Q’s daredeviltry is thrown into question. Walt runs for president under the ‘can’t we all just get into the locker?” ticket.
“Didn’t you say that Jeff looks like he gets dressed in the closet in the dark?” – Alicia
“Didn’t you say about Ming, ‘Wow nice jeans, I wish I could wear my wife’s clothes too’?” – Alicia
“Oh go suck a ghost dick!” – Q
“They aren’t really into Tell’Em Steve-Dave! They aren’t into me! Can you believe it?” – Walt
“Obviously this list is made by a near brain dead idiot” – Q
“Oi Mustache!” – Bry
“If it weren’t for the face, body and personality I’d be the perfect package” – Bry
“Anyone complimenting me is NOT an ant.” – Q
Recorded at the CBM set the day the podcast segment of the Makin Clay episode was shot.
Chinese drivers would rather pay funeral costs than health costs when it comes to hit and run. Walt demands Ming’s input.
Q announces he would add China to his list of shit-hole countries. Bry and Walt want to put India on the list but Q defends India due to their love of Impractical Jokers.
Q reveals that the British version of Impractical Jokers were forced to do all the same bits and even speak the same lines as the American version.
Walt admires Q’s scruff and long hair saying he looks like a ‘Romantic Cowboy’ Brad Pitt type.
Bry notices a huge uptake in female interaction on Twitter. Bryan has been told he has a chocolaty smooth, gravelly voice and is enticed to say “Throbbing Member” for a 13%er.
Walt says he has heard tale that some girls have been faking love of TESD just to get to Q.
A Missouri trans girl petitions for the use of the girls locker room. When other students get uncomfortable Walt suggests a compromise of the trans girl using the locker room but changing inside the locker.
Q offers an apology to an ant he called a douche nozzle.
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