Bry and Q plot high-seas hijinks. Walt discovers Netflix.
“I didn’t get my way on an airline, boohoohoo” – Bry
“Rooty-toot-toot” – Q
“10 miles out, me and Quinn can start blowing each other with no repercussion.” – Bry about maritime law.
“You’re a fuckin’ old man anyway, get outta here.” – Q to a pilot
“He’s got this uncanny ability to be at home in squalor or in an ivory tower, that’s a gift.” – Walt about Gitem.
Bry and Q discuss the kind of shenanigans they will get into during the IJ cruise. Walt believes no laws exist 10 miles out to sea. Q considers wearing a wig and fake mustache to go incognito with Bryan.
Q suggests that any 4 Color Demon hopeful needs to kiss Bry to get in the gang. Walt says that’s a better initiation than the Bloods or Crips. Bry thinks girls would rather take the beating of getting jumped in to a gang.
Carrie Fischer get’s fat shamed for not looking like her 20 year old self in the new Star Wars movie.
Q watches a baggage handler smash his luggage all around and secretly records it.
A Delta pilot threatens to punch Q for asking too many questions of a customer service rep.
Walt questions his friendship with Gitem as he bombards him with questions about his broken phone screen. The first instance of Walt getting referred to as Gitem’s father figure.
Kate plus 8 annoys Bry.
Childhood Trophies – Beau Dega’s Imaginary Band