Sage gets married, Walt suggests an unorthodox method of fighting terrorists. Are prison boyfriends acceptable?
“I’m a Colonel, you’re a Free Mason ‘and he’s a sack of shit'”
“That might be the worst thing you’ve ever said”
“You might as well of had a gay lover in prison and hanged yourself”
-Media frenzy over Dancing with the Stars (Lindsay Arnold) farting on partner’s head.
-Sage writes love notes to her crush Prince James and tells Bry she is going to marry him some day. Walt envisions a future like “All in the Family” where Bry is Archie, Suzanne is Edith, Sage is Gloria, and Prince James is Meathead.
-Frye festival disaster; Walt confuses Ja Rule with Jaden Smith; ‘Pa Rule’
Walt begins his journey to becoming a Free Mason in a fast pass program called “Blue Lightning”. He has to wear an apron for over a month and do a bunch of fundraising.
-Walt thinks all terrorists need french bulldogs; Walt’s daughter (Alicia) creates the instagram account ‘LeeLee’s Frenchie”.
-Aaron Hernandez was rumored to have a boyfriend while in prison; later found dead with illumanati sign.
-Pam’s ‘Collectors Edition’ of crayola crayons depreciate in value.