*Featured image by Eric Mason
Bry and his boys retire to a cave to record the bachelor party of the Pandemic. Trigger warning: spotty sound in the beginning.
“The only think I wanted to be was normal.” – Erik
“I fuckin hate you more every time I look at you.” – Erik
“Oh fuck, she’s fuckin’ somebody” – Erik
“I think Erik’s been on the West Coast too long. He just met Frank 5 and within two seconds of meeting him is like ‘I can examine your prostate'” – Walt
“You know how many actual hot girls there are in the world? It’s not that many you wanna go poking around in vaginas.” – Q on Gynocologists.
“It’s worth sticking that finger where it’s gotta go.” – Walt
“I met Maribeth’s father, does he know how old you are?” – Walt
“You know what’s really funny is you throw a wedding in the middle of a worldwide pandemic and you’re like ‘what an asshole for not coming.'” – Q
“Edgar made every hill his own.” – Bry
“It doesn’t matter how comfortable you make her, just let her know you could always leave her, you gotta keep her in fear.” – Erik’s marriage advice
“There’s a vagrant with a brown finger in my neighborhood!” – Bry as Walt about Erik.
“He’s right, we turned off the lights and played ‘Who’s in my mouth'” -Troy about his bachelor party.
“You really think you can be happy?” – Erik about Bry
This episode was recorded at Bryan Johnson’s bachelor party at the Gramercy Mansion in Maryland.
The TESD crew discuss previous bachelor parties. Walt’s was held at a NJ Devil’s game whereas Erik took everyone to a Drag Bar called Aunt Charlie’s.
Erik reveals that in medical school future doctors train using paid prostate models who get hundreds of fingers up their ass all day long.
Walt insists that after the wedding Bryan will become the favored Johnson son.
Bry feels getting married makes him feel much more like an adult.
Gitem turned down going to the wedding so he could man the Stash.
Erik flexes his prosperity by sending picture of his new Malibu beach house to Bry.
Comic Book Men producer Brian Nashel was told by his wife he could not travel during Covid to go to the wedding.
A drunk and bitter Erik Johnson does not agree with the Happy Wife, Happy Life advice given by the other married people at the party. It is revealed he and his wife are separating after her infidelity.
The Johnson brothers recall a time Pam hid in a closet trying to stab herself in the stomach with a knife in front of the kids. Erik diagnoses her with Borderline Personality Disorder.
Walt considers standing up after the officiant announces Bryan and Maribeth man and wife and shouting “Tell’em Steve Dave!”
Q announces he will be officiating the ceremony. Ming reminds everyone both he and Mike are also licensed to preside over weddings.
Walt tells Bry he was feeling nervous for him driving down, but that he is glad Bryan is finally at a place where he will allow himself to be happy.