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Prepare for an episode choc-a-bloc full of sassy spirits, cheeky poltergeists and a very special visit from a horror icon.
Tim the Record Store Clerk
“You know what that means Q, TESD is done with the charity game! Now it’s all about Barons and elevating and becoming Demigods!”- Baron Von Flanagan
“You’re less than half a man if you lose tonight.” – Baron Von Flanagan to White Baron
“With a quick photoshop and a different word, Q is out of a job!” – Bryan
“He lost a hell of a lot more than being a Baron that night.” – Baron von Flanagan if Q loses his livelihood.
“He looks like Slash’s corpse.” – Bryan about Tomzoolie
“The podcast cutie that makes all the boys stand up and salutey.” – Git’emvira
“He’s not even on camera and he’s walking with a swish around the store!” – White Baron about Git’emvira
“There are no tricks.” – Walt
“Except the ones that Git’em are turning out on Broad Street.” – Bryan
“He looks like Danny DeVito in Batman Returns.” – White Baron about Tomzoolie
“Mistress of the not-dark-enough.” – Bryan about Git’emvira
“2020 has been shit for everybody, except Bryan Johnson.” – Baron von Flanagan.
“Donut on a stick? That shouldn’t be erotic, right?” – Baron von Flanagan.
Baron Trivia Contest
Walt announces that this will be the first of three Halloween podcasts released this October. This audio version is available for free with the video available to all tiers on the TESD patreon. The All New Sunday Jeff Show and Father von Flanagan Halloween episodes to come in the following weeks.
Svengoolie introduces the 2020 TESD Halloween Spectacular.
Baron von Flanagan tells us that by the end of the show either Bryan, Sunday Jeff or Q the White Baron will be elevated to a brand new member of the Colored Cadre of Fiends. If Q comes in third place he will be stripped of his White Baron title and that given to whoever comes in second place.
Walt announces his displeasure that not one newspaper or news station covered the fact that TESD donated “10 Grand!” to a local NJ orphanage last Christmas. Q says the same thing happened after the Tenderloins donated the entire ticket sales to Manchester Strong after the bombing.
Q gets too hot under the rubber mask of the White Baron so to compromise he offers to write “White Baron” on his Covid facemask. Walt and Bry tell him that might be misconstrued and come back to bite him on the ass.
Baron von Flanagan announces his co-hosts: Tomzoolie and Git’emvira.
The Contest to determine the newest Baron is unveiled. Tomzoolie has created a Jeopardy-like board of question categories that the contestants can choose from 5 different difficulty levels. In addition all 4 and 5 point questions come along with a physical challenge to be performed by Git’emvira to win extra points.
The question categories are as follows: A Southern Gentleman’s Askew View where Brian Maxwell gives a skewed synopsis of famous horror movies from the perspective of the villain. TESD Town Hall where a different member of TESD town gives horror movie trivia. Cliff’s Quotes where Ming Chen gives a unique take on a famous horror movie quote. What’s in a Title where a horror movie poster is revealed with the title removed.
The physical challenges are as follows: Skeleton Limbo, Make Q Laugh, Apple Cider Chug, Belt of Hot Dogs, Candy Bar Challenge, Ghost Bowling, Balloon Popping, Guess how many Candy Corn, Horror Movie Charade, and Donut on a Stick.
Q begins to question if Tom is slowly replacing Git’em in Walt’s affections.
A young Bryan Johnson was obsessed with a man’s dick in the old horror movie “Ghost Story”
The final challenge is to uncover the Dyslexia clues to complete the poem to summon the newest member of the Colored Cadre of Fiends.
“Glittery Knight, oh so fierce and mighty, like some 24 karat Charles Nelson Reilly. Baptized in countless showers of demonic pee, more flamboyant and fabulous than Liberace!” -Poem to summon the Golden Baron
The Gold Baron can only read facts about fabulous celebrities like Judy Garland.