#460: Fat Tit

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Pod Description:

Bry discovers he may not be a breeze of a friend. Should platonic buddies breed? Curse of the parrot.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Git’em Steve Dave

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Quotes:

“The Brits are really getting a little, you know, wussy.” – Walt

“You’re exquisite.” – Walt to Git’em

“He has put his body through disfigurement to provide his lovers with pleasure!” – Walt

“Does anyone have anymore painkillers?” – Bryan

“Maribeth feels there’s a real ‘Daddy, love me!’ rivalry between Tom and Git’em.” – Bryan

“We already told Chuck to go fuck himself, we’re too proud to call him back.” – Q about the audio only Christmas pod.

“I did a couple documentaries for Kev and never did I lie on a bed.” – Walt

“He looks like the dude in Raiders of the Lost Ark with his face melted off.” – Walt

“It must be taxing at times to be my friend.” – Bryan

“Twat is definitely for the ‘vagine’.” – Q

“We might not be where we are as a world if Git’em hadn’t flunked out of college.” – Walt

“What more do you want? He’s smart as a fuckin’ whip, you want ambition too?” – Walt about Git’em

Memorable Moments:

TESD reveals this years Christmas pod is returning to it’s roots as an audio only affair to be released at midnight on Black Friday, this may or may not have anything to do with Vimeo skyrocketing the cost to host the bandwidth for TESD’s Patreon videos.

The guys discuss the second Borat film. Walt loved the original Ali G show but did not enjoy any of the films. Bry and Q think that the actress playing Borat’s daughter was even better than Sacha Baron Cohen. What was Giuliani doing on that bed?

Q defends the use of human beings as furniture.

Walt is confused by the idea of Platonic Co-Parenting. Walt thinks kids need to see parents who genuinely love each other. Bryan attests it could be worse.

Bryan recalls some times his impulsiveness at playing jokes could come across annoying. When Walt’s daughter was christened he got them a card featuring a black boy and white girl kissing and wrote inside “No matter what your Dad says, there’s nothing wrong with this.” Walt had to hid it from his family member in an interracial marriage. Another time Bry wrote thank you cards to Walt’s daughters for attending Sage’s birthday party as if it were Sage writing it condemning them for leaving so early.

No two Johnsons have ever been married at the same time. Bryan and Maribeth might need to divorce for Erik to find love ever again.

Bryan suggests a TESD wife-swap and believes he can win Deb Flanagan over into not thinking he’s such an asshole.

A home in the UK is asked to remove his Halloween decorations for being too scary.

Cursing Parrots have been removed from a British wildlife park for offending visitors.

Walt asserts Git’em is the only one smart enough that could possibly fake his own death and fool Policy Genius. Q asks Git’em to come over to test his knowledge on random topics such as Traffic Cameras, Dark Matter and CHUDs.

New Jersey is the most hated state in the US.

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