Tell Em Steve-Dave’s 2021 Overkill Christmas

Description:

Join the Tell ‘Em Steve-Dave family for the 11th annual TESD Christmas pod! This Christmas shall be one to remember, for this Christmas is an Overkill Christmas.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Ming Chen

Git ‘Em Steve-Dave

Sunday Jeff

Tom Miloszewski

Tim the Record Store Clerk

Quotes:

“That’s why the Romans invented ‘Persona non Grata'”- Bryan

“I don’t ever remember life without him” – Q about Git’em

“Fuck these Yorkies.” – Q

“People will be saying ‘Prussian Who'” – Q

“Close da Windahs yer motha’s cold!” – Tim as his dad.

“All the Bumble can do is gum Santa’s ass.” – Walt

“You got to give him the Jewish handicap.” – Q

“You’ll shit your eye out, kid!” – Sunday Jeff

“He’s got an erection like George Bailey!” -Walt

“Your nostalgia is meaningless to me.” – Bry

“I never realized you were such a fuckin’ bully.” – Tim to Walt

“It comes out of ineptitude.”- Walt

“To quote Q, fuck your kids.” – Bryan

“Hey these sausage fingers do a lot of work.” -Q

Games / Reoccuring Segments

Overkill

Memorable Moments:

In this, the 11th annual Christmas episode, Tim the Record Store Clerk is here to judge everyone’s choices to certain scenarios and award coveted plastic rings to the winner of each category.

Q teases the unveiling of a new haunted artifact that will be even more wonderous than the Prussian Kissing Devil Skull.

Tim recalls his childhood Christmas memories, including needing stitches after slicing his hand open with a can of cranberries.

First Scenario: Create the perfect Human Santapede where two holiday characters must be sewed mouth to anus to Santa Claus

Tom: Santa – Grinch – Mr. Potter

Git’em: Santa – Scut Farkus – Mr. Potter

Walt: Santa – George Bailey – Bing Crosby (they all have erections for some reason).

Bry: Santa – Bumble – Tiny Tim

Q: Santa – Redeemed Scrooge – Cindy Lou Who

Sunday Jeff: Santa – Clark Griswald – Happy the New Year Baby

Ming: Santa – Buddy the Elf – Ralphie

Second Scenario: What was the best toy Santa ever left for you.

Tom: LJN Hulk Hogan rubber figure.

Git’em: An Apple Macintosh computer

Walt: Electric Football

Bry: Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle

Q: Optimus Prime figure

Sunday Jeff: The Kenner Millennium Falcon

Ming: GI Joe hovercraft (given by an Aunt since Santa never came to him)

Third Scenario: Replace Santa’s 8 reindeer with other creatures or beings from pop culture

Tom: A Mogwai he would feed and get wet to make winged Gremlins from Gremlins 2.

Git’em: Iron Man, War Machine, Captain Marvel, Scarlet Witch, Vision, Thor, Hawkeye and Quicksilver

Walt: The Universal Monsters

Bry: The Brady Bunch

Q: The Cenobites

Sunday Jeff: Boba Fett, Xenomorphs, Predator, Robocop, T-800, Stripe, Darth Vader and General Ursus

Ming: John McClane, Hans Gruber, Rocky Balboa, Ivan Drago, Riggs, Murtaugh, Arnold from Jingle all the Way, and Ben Affleck from Reindeer Games.

Fourth Scenario: All time Greatest Christmas Song

Tom: I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

Git’em: Christmas Wrapping

Walt: The Christmas Song

Bry: Christmas Eve Sarajevo

Q: Fairytale of New York

Sunday Jeff: Father Christmas

Ming: Christmas in Hollis

Fifth Scenario: Best Christmas show or special

Tom: Saved by the Bell

Git’em: M.A.S.H. “Death takes a Holiday”

Walt: Happy Days “Guess who’s coming to Christmas.”

Bry: Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Q: South Park “Spirit of Christmas”

Sunday Jeff: Twilight Zone “Night of the Meek”

Ming: Silver Spoons “Best Christmas Ever”

Sixth Scenario: How would inserting Santa into another movie change it

Tom: Santa in Jaws

Git’em: Santa in Psycho

Walt: Santa in The Exorcist

Bry: Santa in The Thing

Q: Santa in The Omen

Sunday Jeff: Santa in Cannibal Holocaust

Ming: Santa in Alien

Q unveils his latest purchase of magical or haunted artifacts from an underground black market known as The Night Fair: Krumpy the Elf found in Siberia in 1902 and enslaved before dying from a lack of Candy Canes. Q warns that Santa might be coming for it.

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