#531: Bodacious

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Description:

Q’s harried schedule, Adam Levite’s troubles, Walt & Bry suffer from penis envy.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Mentioned Person

Game

Quotes:

“All the shit that Staten Island takes, pop culture and on this show, and you can’t let us have this.” – Q

“I can’t do it unless somebody’s watching” – Bryan

“Someone who’s not a piece of shit, good luck finding that in Hollywood.” – Walt

“Shaq is only known now as the Dollar General.” – Walt

“So that’s my name drop for the week.” – Q

“I don’t care if that dude rubbed urine on his face, he’d still look like Brad Pitt.” – Bryan

“What are you talking about? This has been the worst year of my life! This is the most stressful year of my life, I contemplated suicide!” – Q

“You’ve got Fantasy’s across the street…”-Q
“They’d rather watch Fantasy Island than go to Fantasy’s”-Bryan

“You’ll like what you see: Staten Island” – Q

Memorable Moments:

Q looking forward to a Tuesday with no plans. Walt does not wish to have the packed calendar of a Q. BQ wonders what he is doing at an event with Shaq, Imagine Dragons and Wayne Newton in Vegas. Says some kids didn’t even glance at him. Bryan asks if Q is an official member of Imagine Dragons these days with as much he’s showing up on Instagram with them.

Another Q musician friend Adam Levine gets in trouble for sending flirty texts to supermodels, his DMs turn into memes. Walt warns against leaving a digital footprint.

Brad Pitt starts selling garbage lotions like Gwyneth Paltrow. Walt imagines him hiring scientists to invent his face putty. Q wants to give him a pass for all his good work. Q urges Walt to watch Seven. Walt wonders if they can come out with a new version with Spacey digitally removed.

Cam Soda launches a penis review website says the hottest sausages in the Big Apple are on the Staten Island Ferry. Walt wants to know how this scientific study was conducted and posits skewed results.

Man with a 48 year old grudge has been peeing on his ex wife’s grave and leaving bags of poop.

A nursing home in Taiwan is forced to apologize after hiring strippers to celebrate army vets. How would you feel if it was your Granpa… what if it was your Grandma with a Staten Island sausage in her face?

Pam is a master gas-lighter trying to convince Bryan she and Edgar never fought.

Leisure World update. An ant went to the library to look for Taylor the librarian, to find he now runs the place. His pushing of TESD did not harm his career.

Walt teases a TESD Halloween special which is an homage to Abbot & Costello Meet Frankenstein

you can watch it free here

https://archive.org/details/AbbottCostelloMeetFrankenstein

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