TESD welcomes a host of guests to celebrate their 500th episode.
“If Walt doesn’t take a shot I’d say ‘No Big Deal'”- Q
“I’m gonna do an 8-ball” – Walt
“She’ll pour Aldi’s on your grave” – Sal to Bry
“We’re fuckin’ romantics, bro” – Q
“There’s not one quack in the whole god damned song.” – Bry
“Ok, I haven’t understood a single game all night.” -Sal
“Do you remember meeting him on episode 100 with all those cams in his house? He don’t do that no more, cuz his house burnt down.” – Walt to Dave about Git’em
What’s On the Menu: Cranberry Sauce, Creamed Corn or Apple Pie
One True Three:
Story 1 – Walt calls the cops on some fishy postal workers who aren’t in uniform.
Story 2 – Walt joshes around with a postal worker when asked about the contents of the package leading to alot of paper work for them.
Story 3 – Post office door crushes Walt and a worker curses him out for breaking it.
Purveyors, Posers, and Playlists
Q v Dave: Love Songs
Q’s picks – Elvis: Wonder of You, Sam Cook: Wonderful World, and Dolly Parton: Islands in the Stream
Dave’s picks – Etta James: At Last, Unchained Melody, Bing Crosby: True Love
Sal V Bry: Novelty Songs
Bry’s picks – Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer, Disco Duck, Monster Mash
Sal’s picks – Mean One Mr. Grinch, Pac-Man Fever, and Weird Al’s Fat
Two Love Crew or One Middle Aged Jew
Git’em to know Q
What does Git’em do during phone sex?
Another household object he finds erotic?
What was a time he masturbated that wasn’t sexual motivated?
Who is an unlikely sex object.
Which other baby would you go back in time to kill?
What are reasons people hate Tom Brady?
Sal and Q tease a possible return of What Say You
Q wants to bring a fog machine to Black Friday to make a spooky chamber of horror.
Sal says coming on TESD is like getting to play like kids again.
Maribeth is switching brands of things on Bryan. Walt’s wife did this once but then the detergent she bought gave Walt 3rd degree burns.
Bry and Q versus Sal and Dave to play for two long term listeners.