#542: The Sting, too

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Walt’s absence is explained, Bry and Q get yelled at, what color is YOUR loofah?

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Brian Quinn

Walt Flanagan

ReOccuring Segments

Quotes:

“If the doctor said the only way to make you feel better is to suck it out? Ida been like ‘let’s go’.”- Walt

“Did a man touch your penis, that’s what I’m getting at” – Quinn

“How much more do you want from me Mother Fucker?” – Bryan as Walt talking to God

“I’d be happy to bathe in my own urine at this point.” – Walt

Memorable Moments:

Walt is back after a 6 week hiatus due to a health scare. Walt tells the harrowing tale of his month long affliction beginning with the inability to urinate. After three days he goes to the ER only to be turned away being told they can’t help him. Walt even asks for pain killers to help him sleep. Walt gets a catheter to empty his bladder to tremendous relief. He is told he should be able to pee normally but to keep the catheter in for a week. He ends up having to return to the hospital as it did not work. A specialist needs to thread a scope to check out possible cause. An enlarged prostate leads to surgery with little robots. Walt helped Bryan move a lot of boxes still with a catheter in, Bryan wishes he knew he would have hired someone. As the surgery day approaches Walt has cold feet and thinks living with a catheter isn’t so bad. Walt goes in early after the previous patient chickens out. Walt comes out of anesthesia with Andre the Giant’s catheter in him and labored breathing. On the other side of the crisis Walt is given the all clear but now fears needing to go back due to a stinging sensation. Walt tosses his pain killers after only taking half of one. Walt proud of his morning wood despite the catheter.

Walt adds Cranberry juice to his list of things he will ingest.

Walt gets a hook up at an Illinois comic book shop Tim’s Corner Comics. Walt drew up a t-shirt design to thank him for the discount.

Bry appears on two podcasts “Reviewing History Podcast” and “The Creep Off”

Different colored loofahs hanging on golf costs at The Villages indicates different activities in the swinging community. Q is accosted by a grumpy old lady questioning his FD jacket, vaccine status, and political affiliations.

Bryan hassled by a crossing guard in front of a school. Bryan and Q devise a plan to prank her by having Maribeth flash her.

YouTube shorts about construction fails, trucks overturning, dogs reuniting with owners, and hero crossing guards.

Quinn legally grows a 7′ high pot plant. He is now harvesting it and distributing it to friends. Walt worried that rival drug kingpins might target him for encroaching on their turf.

#541: Tuna Slop

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Bry has an idea for a YouTube channel, online dilemmas, portrait follow-up.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Brian Quinn

ReOccuring Segments

Space Monkeys

Quotes:

“When did ‘Fuck It’ become such a bad thing?” – Bryan

“Stay out of that pool, bruh!” – Quinn

Memorable Moments:

Last week Walt sick, this week he’s tripping down to Smithville.

10 killer minutes of content lost due to speaking into the wrong mic as Q’s microphone was not recording.

Was Comic Book Men cancelled or just not renewed? Bryan admits he misses it.

Q and Bry would rather do anything other than be a prof like Frank 5 and have to deal with the current generation.

Bryan used to be really into recycling and doing things the right way but then see’s states like Ohio that don’t enforce it and don’t have recycling centers and wonders if his efforts even matter. Q says the only way to stop plastic waste is to stop all plastic manufacturing.

Bry lifts his household ban on Aldi’s due to their delicious Iced Tea.

Q tries to comfort Bryan that no one is going to loop him in with the evil middle aged white men on the internet.

Bryan Maxwell texts Quinn with a picture of him and an ALF shirt.

Bryan names himself “Moron of the Week” and reveals the second part of the Portrait saga. Bryan and Maribeth go to get it done and Bry is surprised that they say it is done after only 20 minutes. Then the photos are projected up on the wall to select which one they want to get painted and Bryan hates looking at pictures of himself. They then get quoted $6,100 for the painting. It turns out that Maribeth only won a voucher for 2500 off or the smallest size portrait there is for free. Maribeth spends her parent’s Christmas money to get the nice one.

Quinn visits his parents at the Villages in Florida and admires the party atmosphere and early bed time. He has a great time at a firing range.

During an ad for Green Chef Bryan mentions being disgusted by a dish Maribeth made with Tuna and Noodles. Q suggests they spend some time apart in the house. Make his basement the He Man Woman Haters Club.

Ming goes to an average of 60 cons a year. There is a 10 hour minimum you need to be at a con in Dubai. Bryan wouldn’t dare break a rule there, imagines himself hanging over the arena with Ming watching and eating popcorn.

Bryan comes up with an idea for a new YouTube Channel. Recently the power went out at his house in a storm and he burst into Sage’s room to spook her instead to be met with stark terror. Should the YouTube channel be dedicated to scaring special needs kids or the elderly like Pam.

#539: Mr. Glass

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Thanksgiving attire, when does the honeymoon stage end, Bry refrains from entering an argument. Sponsor: ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Game

Quotes:

“That’s what I should be thankful for? That my wife isn’t risking my life for no reason?” – Bryan about the life threatening tater tots.

“I’d be upfront, like I’d be like “look, maybe you’re noticing my hands, it’s because I’m going to live until I am 190 at least, and the tradeoff is scaly hands. I’ve got to inject it with tortoise DNA”. -Quinn

“He’ll put on that coach uniform and prance around?” – Quinn

“On all their flags it just says ‘Why Bother'” – Bryan

“Chill is not the word I’d use to describe him” – Quinn on Darin

Memorable Moments:

Black Friday merch still available at the time of this recording.

Maribeth posted a picture of Johnson Thanksgiving and Darin was catching flak online for his attire of tank top and sunglasses on his head.

Bryan proud he didn’t argue with Pam when she erroneously insists she saw “The Fog” in black and white when it’s never been filmed or shown that way. Pam’s posture has become troll-like.

Kanye takes a stand on the side of Hitler. Walt wonders how you can ever get sponsors again and compares him to a hacky Yoko Ono after looking him up and seeing him on SNL. Taylor Swift fans swamp the Kanye reddit to support the Jewish community.

People are being much ruder to Sunday Jeff at his other job these days, Walt posits it could be the rise of anti-Semitism.

Bryan gets annoyed at a self-righteous “Do Better” bumper sticker. Quinn suggests releasing a “Do Bitter” sticker.

Walt checks in with Quinn to see if he was boozing it up on Thanksgiving. Q says his days of drinking to excess are over. Walt imagines a drunken Q screaming at Sunday Jeff for high prices.

Walt traveled to NYC to see the Rockettes, falls asleep multiple times.

Bryan wonders when you know the honeymoon phase is over when broken glass ends up in his Crispy Crowns.

Bryan longs for the days of the crooked house over the ordeals he deals with as a home owner now.

Christmas episode coming out December 15 on Patreon and Band Camp. Walt says the expectations are always so high.

Johnathan the Tortoise is the oldest living land animal at 190 years old. Walt asks if the guys would inject Tortoise DNA collected by Git’em to live longer, even if his hands and feet turn scaly? What if Maribeth took it to stay young but then could only speak at a turtle’s pace?

In Little House on the Prairie news, Bryan is convinced Nellie Olson is a sociopath.

#538: Kids in Satan’s Service

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Post-Thanksgiving wrap up, Bry spends a day Blue Octobering, unusual after-school clubs.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Frank 5

Game

Quotes:

“Just run me over, go ahead, I know you want to!” – Walt

“You got Alex like ‘wake up ese!'” -Bryan to Walt

“I just feel so sorry for Edgar.” – Walt

“Bry looks bored, let’s argue.” – Walt as Pam

“If Pam was a guy, she’d be Mike Zapcic. She can’t take it.” – Bryan

“Your homophobic jokes would make anybody feel better.” – Walt to Bryan about saving lives like Blue October

Memorable Moments:

Bryan mentions Walt might be low energy this episode. Walt says it’s due to two days of tryptophan laden turkey.

Frank #5 had a traditional Thanksgiving (that he actually attended) with kids running around and many tables.

Maribeth hosted the Johnson holiday this year and made food for about 18 people when they only were hosting 8. No one would take leftovers. Pam gets giddy on prosecco and gets in an argument with Bry’s sister about her not getting to pick what color to paint her bedroom as a kid. Pam won’t stay out of the kitchen while Maribeth is trying to prepare food. After 6 hours Edgar is ready to leave but Pam wants to party more. Instead of one of the kids driving Edgar home so Pam can stay later it devolves into passive aggressive comments and Pam making herself a martyr leaving early. Edgar is in need of a cochlear implant, should he be the beneficiary of Cochlear pod 3? He used to wear hearing aids when Bry was younger but Bryan has no recollection of this.

Bryan reveals that instead of being a Frank 5 episode it was almost a Blue October episode as they were recently in town and Maribeth, a fan of the group, reached out for a potential interview but it fell through due to a late tour bus. Bry recounts his anniversary present to Maribeth which was tickets to the show and a meet and greet. Bryan remarks how fandoms are all similar with fans of Blue October telling them that their music saved them the same way ants say the same to them.

Alex sends Bryan an article about a Californian after school Satan club. The Satanic Temple started a club to teach free thinking and individualism.

Walt urges Frank #5 to get into the Christmas spirit and get Mary a really good gift this year. Walt puts a VR football game on his list.

Bryan mentions watching you tube series about dead malls and stores of America. Walt asks what dead restaurant everyone would bring back and then chastises Frank for his choice of Howard Johnsons. Walt wants to bring back the Sizzler.

Bryan headed to Orlando and asking for suggestions of cool things to do that aren’t the major theme parks.

#537: Jive Turkeys

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Bry, Walt, & Q talk concerts, thanksgiving, and Brady. Sponsor: ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Game

Quotes:

“Sunday Jeff laughed too!!!!”

“And now I’m like, I eat a piece of turkey and I’m like, what happened, what changed?” – Walt

“Hey what was that girl like the other night? Pretty hot, but her asshole, slick turkey, all the way.” – Bryan

“Do wines be dated” – Walt

“Rock stars flame out!” – Walt

“What do you think you’re watching, what do you think we’re in the middle of” – Quinn

“She’s under more pressure than the San Andreas fault.” – Bryan

“Me and Daddy like dark meat!” – Pam

“I love spending money, my bestie loves spending money. Dada hates spending money.” – Sage

Memorable Moments:

Walt makes Q promise not to drink on Thanksgiving or Black Friday seeing as he is still processing the loss of Benjamin Cat. Quinn has been working hard on several projects including a new tour with Sal and Murr which has not gave him much time to think.

As he ages Walt is finding he does not enjoy the taste of turkey as once he did. Q suggests smoking the turkey or using beer as the old turkey lubricant. Walt says you don’t see much turkey in fast food places leading Quinn to propose opening their own chain, Turkeyz with a Z.

Maribeth is hosting Thanksgiving for the first time and is trying hard to impress with many festive decorations that Walt thinks will just go unnoticed by most of the male relatives. Quinn suggests sneaking in a sexy turkey with big breasts among the decorations. Walt asks Bryan to make Pam, Maribeth and Tracy to not drink on Thanksgiving like Q.

Sage and Maribeth have been thinking of starting a twitch channel.

New Black Friday Merch is announced.

Git’em is known to sleep 40 hours straight on his two days off, going into a coma like hibernation.

Walt and Bryan have a boys night out to see WASP. Listening to the songs he used to 40 years ago makes Walt nostalgic thinking about his teenage hopes and aspirations, and seeing that he managed to achieve the good family and job he likes. Walt believes Blackie Lawless might have been lip syncing.

Us listeners miss out on some riveting Texas Roadhouse conversation when some of the recording is lost. Declan does not cut out the production meeting as instructed.

Quinn saw an odd bumper sticker while driving in Manhattan today “One kind of protection is unfeasibility of sin.” What does it mean.

Walt also saw something odd in the wild at the Englishtown Auction. Some guy was wearing a very X-rated shirt. Q recalls seeing a guy wearing a shirt that sad “Sorry boys, I eat pussy.”

Giselle is already dating her Jujitsu instructor. Was something going on before the divorce? Walt believed Tom and Giselle were like Jim and Pam. Bryan expresses his disgust for Jim and how he thinks he is better than everyone else at The Office. Walt claims that’s exactly like how they treat Git’em, who is the Dwight of the General Store.

#535: I WON’T Shut Up!

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There’s a know-it-all in the bunch this week. Guess who? Sponsor: ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Git’em Steve Dave

Mentioned Person

Game

Quotes:

“How can that annoy anybody, that he thinks he knows everything? He doesn’t!” – Walt

“Hey you know maybe he comes across me and he realizes I’m not likable.” – Git’em

“Have you caught yourself mansplaining?” – Walt

“I’m here with someone with all the charm and pizazz of a BQ, but comes in the package of a Git’em” – Bryan

“He’s so above and beyond that, he mansplains to all sexes, he doesn’t see gender.” – Walt

Memorable Moments:

Walt wonders why people get so annoyed at Git’em being a know-it-all.

Can a man mansplain to another man?

Git’em admits to an instance of mansplaining to a reporter Joanna Stern on a tech website not realizing she was one of the leading experts on the program.

Git’em manned the TESD general store on Halloween but no one came to trick or treat. Bryan goes to Pam’s annual Halloween party. Bry proud that this holiday get together did not end up as the usual powder keg when Bryan has to double check what classic horror movies Pam was watching on her DVR. She claims to have watched “The Fog” in black and white and is adamant about it despite proof to the contrary that it wasn’t even shot in black and white and she must have meant “The Mist”.

Bryan wanted to talk to Q about Terrifer 2 but he didn’t come today. According to Q’s instagram you have to assume his life is just going to movies, rock concerts and playing with squirrels.

Collingswood is a no-go. They claimed to have no spaces for the TESD pop up in an arrogant and hostile way. Maribeth will be upset she was looking to unload a ton of Rick and Morty pops.

Git’em’s desire to be a background extra in a Netflix show like Dahmer. He reveals how he used to hang around the gay bar his mom worked at and had been hit on a few times. He was made over by a friend from her gay brother’s wardrobe prior to one instance.

With Collingswood gone Walt and Git’em plans a Black Friday event.

TESD has a new sponsor: American Musicial Supply, owned by an Ant.

A children’s museum worker dresses as Hitler for Halloween.

Kyrie Irving won’t apologize for tweeting a link to an anti-Semitic film on Amazon.

Kardashian Halloween game is on point as Mystique and Bride of Frankenstein. Lots of people point out to Git’em the Toy Story Jessie costume Kylie wore.

Git’em negotiates for some of that free MeUndies action.

Bill Murray in danger of being cancelled for being an asshole.

College sports reporter has a 2013 tweet come out from when she was 17 which forces her to apologize. Should people be judged on comments made in a different time and social mores.

Elon making weird decision to have celebs charge 8 bucks for the blue check mark. Twitter losing 4mil a day.

Who cares that much for verification? Git’em was devastated when he lost star status on Gawker.

Git’em is asked to be the tour guide for Airport Plaza when the Curator visits.

Daughter of legendary high school coach and school’s athletic trainer accused of sexually abusing at least six varsity players.

#534: The 2022 TESD Halloween Spooktacular

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Join Bry, Walt, Q and special guests for the spookiest episode of the year!

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Git’em Steve Dave

Sunday Jeff

Ming Chen

Will Rogers

Mentioned Person

Game

Dyslexia

What’s on the Menu

That’s Gitemtainment

Quotes:

“I’m glad I made the cut.” – Ming

“I’ll wear that Loincloth.” – Walt

“I got to show Q that his monsters suck.” – Walt

Memorable Moments:

Ming Chen makes a triumphant return to the podcasting table. Bryan says that while most people’s instagrams aren’t real indications of the lives that they lead, that Ming’s is 100% true to life.

TESD releases an All New Sunday Jeff Show benefit pod, Tim-Aid, on bandcamp to help support the Rec Center’s own Timmy Hill who’s home in Florida was hit hard by Hurricane Ian.

Walt tasked Ming with recording an I Sell Comics section for Tim-Aid but Ming couldn’t bring the band back together.

Ming denies being constantly blottoed, although Walt continues to question this as the pod unfolds. Meanwhile Q is hung over after having 14 Bud Lites while playing beer pong with Post Malone.

Troy Aikman in trouble over a comment made saying the NFL should take off their dresses.

Walt puts out the call for information about Monster Bill

Will Rogers, a new face in TESD Town, wrote an audio drama based off of Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein where Dracula captures Git’em and Sunday Jeff and wishes to use Git’em’s 148 brain to power Frankenstein’s monster. This interactive game sends Bryan, Q, and Ming Chen to the rescue to see if they can save Git’em and Sunday Jeff before it’s too late. To do this the boys must win challenges to gain the aid from three mysterious figures labeled only Michael, Fred, and Jason.

Round 1: Trivia Questions about the Halloween Movie Franchise. Will the heroes gain Michael Myers as an ally? Or will they have to settle with Canadian comedic actor Mike Myers?

Round 2: Horror Movie Dyslexia. Will Freddy Kruger or Fred Flintstone be in TESD’s corner?

Round 3: What’s On the Menu: Trick or Treat edition. Jason Voorhees is a free agent, but so is Jason Mewes. Which will TESD win to help fight Wolfman, Frankenstein’s Monster, and Dracula?

An epic 3 on 3 battle erupts as the Universal Monsters fight TESD’s champions, but in the end the Monsters are victorious and Git’em’s brain is still in danger. Sunday Jeff takes a page out of Stranger Things and suggests using music to fight back. He and Git’em sing famous duets in That’s Git’emtainment!

#533: Git Em’s Excellent Adventure

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Bry, Walt, and Q send Git Em back in time. Halloween Ends.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Git’em Steve Dave

Mentioned Person

Game

Quotes:

“Ben Franklin, he’s like a rascal.” – Q

“You knew what you were getting when you tuned in.” – Bryan

“I didn’t think you cared about one dollar bills anymore.”- Walt to Q

“They might burn him at the stake.” – Q about Git’em

“Git’em sometimes plays with people like a cat plays with a mouse, but with intellect.” – Walt

“Safety Always, Git’em Steve Dave. That’s how he signs the Declaration of Independence.” – Walt

“You didn’t invent shit, you read a textbook based on the work of this guy, went back in time and used his own knowledge to steal his life away from him.”- Q

“I stood on the shoulders of giants and became even gianter.” – Git’em

“I’m not below subjugating myself to horrible conditions.” – Git’em

“It’s all about the Git’ems baby!” – Git’em on the 100 dollar bill

Memorable Moments:

Ranker.com lists TESD the funniest podcast in the land. The metrics of how that is decided remains unknown. Other rankings include “Artist with best 2022 record release” and “Greatest Founding Father”.

The guys begin discussing the founding fathers. Walt contends maybe they weren’t so great, “they weren’t so enlightened”, and that Ben Franklin could have just been a regular guy at the bar, “go Eagles”. Walt tries to figure out who is the great thinker of our age. Who would benefit more, Franklin coming to our age or Git’em going back to revolutionary time? Walt thinks Git’em would thrive back then from watching the show “Forged in Fire”.

After online response to his Tom vs Giselle discussion, Walt walks back his comments saying he was coming from an emotional spot and that of course divorce doesn’t ruin a family.

MeUndies ad spot tells the story of Jeff who doesn’t know the difference between wearing MeUndies and nothing at all much to his room mates chagrin.

Git’em arrives to chime in on his time displacement scenario and how he would wow the settlers with his knowledge of tungsten and chromium and cast aspersions on Franklin. He then goes on say how he’d coopt famous novels and release them as himself.

Bryan notes how he hasn’t been ragging on political correctness as often but reads that a law firm won’t hire Yale students due as a reaction to cancel culture.

Bryan blown away by Halloween Ends shittiness.

Q couldn’t get through The Munsters. Jimmy the Hair Guy liked it.

Walt was disappointed in Werewolf By Night because they didn’t portray the character of Jack Russel. Walt says She-Hulk did end on a good note by mimicking the original 1970s Hulk opening. Walt claims Charlie Cox as one of his three bros alongside Jim Halpert and Tom Brady.

#532: A Sexy Canoe Trip

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Bry, Walt, and Q discuss prize-winning, wildlife stories, Tom vs Gisele, Boom parties.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Mentioned Person

Game

Quotes:

“she’s gonna cost me a ring. this bitch is going to cost me and tom a ring!” -Walt

“Fawk yeah! Caliglia!” – Walt as Q

” Wait… Are you talking about Tom Brady or Ming?” – Bryan

“Most people wouldn’t look at me and go ‘There goes a winner.'”- Bryan

“I gotta start working on my beloved status” – Walt

“I didn’t know this was a sexy canoe trip.” – Bryan

Memorable Moments:

Bryan wins a sweepstakes from McDonalds getting $1000 worth of canoeing services. Walt tells him to set up a stand near the canoe place and try to sell the thousand for 250 cash. Q says he should take the opportunity to bond with Edgar on a canoe trip, causing Walt to hum dueling banjoes.

Q recalls a time he won a Bronco through a sweepstakes but couldn’t claim it because he was under 18. Walt won a bicycle once at his dad’s company picnic but competed in the wrong age bracket and was disqualified.

Another death on the Johnson compound as Maribeth finds a chipmunk that perished in the pool.

Q has taken to hand feeding the squirrels and his outdoor cat, Yardley. The squirrels have become domesticated going up to Q and reaching up his pant leg. Benjamin Cat gets into hunting mode despite being 18 years old. Q wants to buy chipmunks to release onto his property.

Tom Brady and Giselle are set to divorce. Walt can not believe she is blowing up a family unit because the man decided to go back to work. Walt is squarely in Tom’s corner in this domestic dispute coming down hard on Giselle. Q plays devil’s advocate.

Two men wanted for brutally beating and robbing a beloved comic book store clerk. Walt ponders what makes a clerk beloved. What would be the reaction if the same thing happened to someone that works at the Secret Stash?

Werewolf by Night gets released on Disney+. As one of Walt’s favorite characters he keeps his expectations low. Q and Walt enjoy Andor.

Bryan appearing on a live Who are These Podcasts show Oct. 15 in New York at the City Winery.

Numerous homeless people physically touch Q as he walks the streets of the West Village, he is later told one of them had scabies.

Senior citizens in Staten Island annoyed by loud “Boom Parties” going on across the river from New Jersey.

Bryan pleased at the Adam Levine meme some one made of him, acknowledges the online distaste of his pronunciation of “absurd”.

Q is past the age of enjoying a Caligula type party. Bryan claims Maribeth would not enjoy one either. She might be down for a toga party, maybe they can make a Caligula corner.

Q claims that Screech’s brand awareness is insane.

#531: Bodacious

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Q’s harried schedule, Adam Levite’s troubles, Walt & Bry suffer from penis envy.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Mentioned Person

Game

Quotes:

“All the shit that Staten Island takes, pop culture and on this show, and you can’t let us have this.” – Q

“I can’t do it unless somebody’s watching” – Bryan

“Someone who’s not a piece of shit, good luck finding that in Hollywood.” – Walt

“Shaq is only known now as the Dollar General.” – Walt

“So that’s my name drop for the week.” – Q

“I don’t care if that dude rubbed urine on his face, he’d still look like Brad Pitt.” – Bryan

“What are you talking about? This has been the worst year of my life! This is the most stressful year of my life, I contemplated suicide!” – Q

“You’ve got Fantasy’s across the street…”-Q
“They’d rather watch Fantasy Island than go to Fantasy’s”-Bryan

“You’ll like what you see: Staten Island” – Q

Memorable Moments:

Q looking forward to a Tuesday with no plans. Walt does not wish to have the packed calendar of a Q. BQ wonders what he is doing at an event with Shaq, Imagine Dragons and Wayne Newton in Vegas. Says some kids didn’t even glance at him. Bryan asks if Q is an official member of Imagine Dragons these days with as much he’s showing up on Instagram with them.

Another Q musician friend Adam Levine gets in trouble for sending flirty texts to supermodels, his DMs turn into memes. Walt warns against leaving a digital footprint.

Brad Pitt starts selling garbage lotions like Gwyneth Paltrow. Walt imagines him hiring scientists to invent his face putty. Q wants to give him a pass for all his good work. Q urges Walt to watch Seven. Walt wonders if they can come out with a new version with Spacey digitally removed.

Cam Soda launches a penis review website says the hottest sausages in the Big Apple are on the Staten Island Ferry. Walt wants to know how this scientific study was conducted and posits skewed results.

Man with a 48 year old grudge has been peeing on his ex wife’s grave and leaving bags of poop.

A nursing home in Taiwan is forced to apologize after hiring strippers to celebrate army vets. How would you feel if it was your Granpa… what if it was your Grandma with a Staten Island sausage in her face?

Pam is a master gas-lighter trying to convince Bryan she and Edgar never fought.

Leisure World update. An ant went to the library to look for Taylor the librarian, to find he now runs the place. His pushing of TESD did not harm his career.

Walt teases a TESD Halloween special which is an homage to Abbot & Costello Meet Frankenstein

you can watch it free here

https://archive.org/details/AbbottCostelloMeetFrankenstein