#342: The Rebranding of Baron Von Flanagan

Description:

Q doesn’t get the laffs, Bry definitively states what it means to be ‘the biggest fan’. Walt plans a solo career.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Mentioned Person:

Baron Von Flanagan

Quotes:

 

Memorable Moments:

Bry talks about the YouTube star who requested his underage fans to send him nothing more than twerking videos, until it was recently discovered that he was also requesting photos of their buttholes.

Quinn discovers an article written about the Impractical Jokers panel at Cannes; Quinn is accused of complaining about the half-empty audience.

Walt talks about the flack he received from the ants for attempting to rebrand TESD.

Walt shares his new idea of rebranding the Baron with the hopes of becoming as big as Elvira.

Walt attends his daughter’s 8th grade graduation

Music:

Nopium – Wanting

#339: Flanny Got Fingered

Pod Description:

Bry vs Q, Q vs Walt, Walt vs Bry, Arbor Day vs Cinco De Mayo

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Quotes:

“Alright Q, you gotta weigh in. Who came closer to getting raped” – Walt

“Could you not say Impractical Jokers and Sandusky in the same sentence please” – Q

“Open my front door and there they are. Lookin’ at me. With their non-white eyes!” – Bryan

Memorable Moments:

Bry, Walt, and Quinn share stories of their near-rape experiences.

Quinn’s hitchiking story in Hawaii.

Walt has trouble with the Spanish language when he tries to name a new TESD event

Origin of Cinco TESD Mayo

Music:

GRAYSON X – A Beautiful Nightmare

#335: Prince Q

Pod Description:

Sage gets married, Walt suggests an unorthodox method of fighting terrorists. Are prison boyfriends acceptable?

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Mentioned Person:

LeeLee’s Frenchie

Prince James

Quotes:

“I’m a Colonel, you’re a Free Mason ‘and he’s a sack of shit'”

“That might be the worst thing you’ve ever said”

“You might as well of had a gay lover in prison and hanged yourself”

Memorable Moments:

-Media frenzy over Dancing with the Stars (Lindsay Arnold) farting on partner’s head.
-Sage has a crush on a boy from school named ‘Prince James’.
-Sex with adults who have down syndrome.
-Frye festival disaster; Walt confuses Ja Rule with Jaden Smith; ‘Pa Rule’
-Walt thinks all terrorists need french bulldogs; Walt’s daughter (Alicia) creates the instagram account ‘LeeLee’s Frenchie”.
-Aaron Hernandez was rumored to have a boyfriend while in prison; later found dead with illumanati sign.
-Pam’s ‘Collectors Edition’ of crayola crayons depreciate in value.

Music:

Boom Child – I Want to Shift Your Sister

#330: Try the veal

Pod Description:

The boys welcome a superstar guest. Walt reconsiders a tap dancing career

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Joey Fatone

Quotes:

“Hitler is still… polarizing” – Walt

“I don’t want to be in this bullshit boy-band” – Joey Fatone

“Animal underwear for children, you’re a genius” – Bryan

New Phrase:

Flanking

 

Music:

Galactic Polecats – Necro Girlfriend

#328: Take a blow

Pod Description:

Bry and Walt are joined by the smartest man in the room. Bry is not invited to a kid’s birthday party.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Git ‘Em Steve-Dave

Quotes:

“Yeah I don’t think they’re saggin. I think they’re big but not so big they become cumbersome” – Walt

“I can’t poop! My stomach hurts!” – Bryan

“I peacock around the house like ‘I’m smarter than Smith'” – Bryan

Memorable Moments:

Walt wants Gitem to rank how important it is to Gitem for others to know how vast his knowledge is.

Gitem annoys the CBM crew by popping sodas during shootings.

Walt comments on how he furiously tries to please everyone but has recently received hate mail.

Bry is blacklisted from lily chens 12th birthday party.

Gitem has a rivalry with Rob Bruce.

Gitem boasts he would stand up to a plane hijacker.

Music:

Concentric Circus – Pareidolia

#323: My Cousin Quinny Part II

Pod Description:

Q is put on trial by Fireants for crimes against Reddit.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Troy

Git ‘Em Steve-Dave

Mike Zapcic

Ming Chen

Sunday Jeff

Chris Laudando

Brian Maxwell

Rob Bruce

Simmy

Mentioned Person:

Quotes:

Game Played:

Reoccurring Segment:

Trial by Fire… Ants

Music:

Lo-fi Fun Factory – Pull yourself together

 

#322: My Cousin Quinny Part I

Pod Description:

Q is put on trial by Fire…ants for crimes against Reddit.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Troy

Git ‘Em Steve-Dave

Mike Zapcic

Ming Chen

Sunday Jeff

Chris Laudando

Brian Maxwell

Rob Bruce

Simmy

Mentioned Person:

Quotes:

Game Played:

Reoccurring Segment:

Trial by Fire… Ants

Music:

Waco Band: Agitation

 

Trial by Fire… Ants Law and Order Theme

#317: This is Why!

Pod Description:

Q steals Walt’s thunder, Rogue One, Bry discovers why he’s not a doctor.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Mama Quinn

Mentioned Person:

Game of Thrones Guy

Quotes:

“This is Why!  You’re Dad is a Fucking Animal!” -Walt

“Here come the judge, here come the judge” – Walt and Bry

Game Played:

Reoccurring Segment:

Memorable Moments:

Q makes a special guest appearance at a Devils game. Walt tries to contain his jealousy..

Rehab and Shriners commercials bum out bry.

Q calls his mom to clear the air after she walked out on the IJ cruise space monkeys show.

The guys exchange Christmas gifts.

A second email from the GoT guy saying he is following Walts advice.

Q is in talks with a pet cloning service

Music:

Sunday Greg – Sunday Jeff He is the best

#316: Grasshead

Pod Description:

Walt proves his metaldom at a young age. Bry brings a Christmas tale of abject shittiness.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Mentioned Person:

Quotes:

Game Played:

Reoccurring Segment:

Memorable Moments:

Trolling the audience with 98% less Q, Bry and Walt address prerecorded clips of Q as though he was in the room.

Walt and his daughter go to a concert where Walt meets a fan who assumes Walt wants to go home to smoke up.

Music:

Dug Free Man – Getting Close