#462: Gimme The Loot

Pod Description:

Bry, Walt and Q sit down with the record store clerk to face off with their love-making playlists.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Tim the Record Store Clerk

Quotes:

“It’s not like there’s anything wrong with getting fingered! Girls want to get fingered!” – Q

“I usually fuck to the Oscar Meyer jingle.” – Bry

“You’re just trying to find a reason to be positive with him. Fuck him, he chose bad songs let him wallow in his shit!” – Walt

“Welcome to the world of being disgusting.” – Bry

“Ok, the leaves from your tree are everybody else’s problem but yours.” – Q

“Who better than a middle aged man to judge another middle aged man’s song to get busy to?” – Walt

“Yeah, he’s a human sneer.” – Bry

“If I had the time to listen to it, I’d have the time to be in it!” – Q about Patreon.

“Wow, coke must be something else.” – Bry

“If you had white sheets on the bed you’d look like two chameleons going at it!” – Walt

“Turn up that skit, Ming!” – Bry

“Churchills assaults weren’t this planned.” – Q

“There’s no need to use your mouth, it’s Blaze of Glory!” – Q

Games Played

Purveyors, Posers, and Playlists

Memorable Moments:

Tim the Record Store Clerk sits down at the table for the episode and to judge the first non-Patreon appearance of PPP.

Walt announces there will be a Puck Nuts year end retrospective of 2020 in sports coming later this year.

Could Impractical Jokers get away with branding children’s coffins? Q wants to be buried in a Sherman Tank.

Video of a rapper armed with a flame thrower shooting it off on top of a bus has been released, is this some sort of publicity stunt?

Maribeth may be suffering from the Johnson curse after she takes Bryan’s surname and gets chemical burns from a Nair treatment gone wrong and an infected toe.

Tim’s band, The Ribeye Brothers, has a new record coming out, Every July Peas Grow There.

Bryan brings in his coloring books as discussed in the previous episode. Walt is honestly impressed with the level of detail and shading Bryan is doing. Walt begins to analyze Bry’s coloring like an art therapist to guess his emotions at the time of the coloring. Could TESD coloring books be in the future?

HGTV star Karen Laine’s home has been burgled twice. Each time the bandit leaving a calling card, human feces.

The guys play Purveyors, Posers, and Playlists: The Theme this week is Songs to get Busy to.

Walt’s picks:

Bryan’s picks:

Q’s picks:

During Comic Book Men Walt reveals he wouldn’t drive anywhere with Ming and Bryan for fear they’d play rap music in the car.

Git’em is walking almost normal due to the vitamins he’s been taking.

#460: Fat Tit

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Pod Description:

Bry discovers he may not be a breeze of a friend. Should platonic buddies breed? Curse of the parrot.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Git’em Steve Dave

Mentioned Person:

Quotes:

“The Brits are really getting a little, you know, wussy.” – Walt

“You’re exquisite.” – Walt to Git’em

“He has put his body through disfigurement to provide his lovers with pleasure!” – Walt

“Does anyone have anymore painkillers?” – Bryan

“Maribeth feels there’s a real ‘Daddy, love me!’ rivalry between Tom and Git’em.” – Bryan

“We already told Chuck to go fuck himself, we’re too proud to call him back.” – Q about the audio only Christmas pod.

“I did a couple documentaries for Kev and never did I lie on a bed.” – Walt

“He looks like the dude in Raiders of the Lost Ark with his face melted off.” – Walt

“It must be taxing at times to be my friend.” – Bryan

“Twat is definitely for the ‘vagine’.” – Q

“We might not be where we are as a world if Git’em hadn’t flunked out of college.” – Walt

“What more do you want? He’s smart as a fuckin’ whip, you want ambition too?” – Walt about Git’em

Memorable Moments:

TESD reveals this years Christmas pod is returning to it’s roots as an audio only affair to be released at midnight on Black Friday, this may or may not have anything to do with Vimeo skyrocketing the cost to host the bandwidth for TESD’s Patreon videos.

The guys discuss the second Borat film. Walt loved the original Ali G show but did not enjoy any of the films. Bry and Q think that the actress playing Borat’s daughter was even better than Sacha Baron Cohen. What was Giuliani doing on that bed?

Q defends the use of human beings as furniture.

Walt is confused by the idea of Platonic Co-Parenting. Walt thinks kids need to see parents who genuinely love each other. Bryan attests it could be worse.

Bryan recalls some times his impulsiveness at playing jokes could come across annoying. When Walt’s daughter was christened he got them a card featuring a black boy and white girl kissing and wrote inside “No matter what your Dad says, there’s nothing wrong with this.” Walt had to hid it from his family member in an interracial marriage. Another time Bry wrote thank you cards to Walt’s daughters for attending Sage’s birthday party as if it were Sage writing it condemning them for leaving so early.

No two Johnsons have ever been married at the same time. Bryan and Maribeth might need to divorce for Erik to find love ever again.

Bryan suggests a TESD wife-swap and believes he can win Deb Flanagan over into not thinking he’s such an asshole.

A home in the UK is asked to remove his Halloween decorations for being too scary.

Cursing Parrots have been removed from a British wildlife park for offending visitors.

Walt asserts Git’em is the only one smart enough that could possibly fake his own death and fool Policy Genius. Q asks Git’em to come over to test his knowledge on random topics such as Traffic Cameras, Dark Matter and CHUDs.

New Jersey is the most hated state in the US.

#456: Musical E

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Pod Description:

Thanks to Q, Walt relives a familiar nightmare. How to crack a safe. Jsarge brings good vibes and comedian Steve Byrne joins the pod.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Git’em Steve Dave

Steve Byrne

Mentioned Person:

J-Sarge

Quotes:

“How would the Devils’ know I’m an asshole?”-Walt

“I’m a fruity guy.” – Bry

“Really, you’re gonna stick a finger up a kids’ ass? What kinda guy are you?” – Bry

“Are you secretly judging me cuz I’m not wearing a mask?” – Bry

“America’s Superman.” – Bry, sarcasticly

“I might be biased. I’m probably biased. I’m definitely biased.” – Walt

“You’re propping yourself up with that word when all you’re really doing is driving by something saying ‘There it is'”. -Walt about Bry the educator

“It’s a dark fuckin’ week for education.” – Walt

“Pam and Edgar were real High Falutin’ with the spelling of names.” – Walt

“Didn’t you leave fuckin’ a thousand dollars under your couch? So why do you doubt highly someone would put money in a place it should go, a fireproof fuckin’ safe!” – Walt

“What’s that shit people do at raves? That’s what I feel like doin.” – Walt

“I am Retardicus, listen to my good vibes.” – Bry

“With that spaceship there I shoulda known it was a planet, not a cookie.” – Walt

“IF’s the key word Bob, what’s his fuckin name?” – Walt

“To not include a stand-up such as Sal Vulcano does that make a statement on your opinion of his stand-up skill?” – Q

“Oh please don’t tell me. It’s not Marshall Manlove!” -Walt

“Two seconds more he’d have Q’s finger up his ass.” – Bry

Memorable Moments:

Q drives to Florida for some family things but when he tries to fly back he misses a flight and observes distinct lack of mask adherence.

Q records an interview with former NJ Devil Scotty Gomez for NHL.com, making this episode a sequel to #317 This Is Why! Q and him hit it off and have been texting ever since. He is even sending Q some Alaskan Salmon he caught.

Bryan, Maribeth and Sage fly to Vegas for a short trip. Bryan wants to include some educational experiences for Sage so plans to visit the Grand Canyon and Hoover Dam. Both of these fall through and their last ditch effort at an Aquarium is cut short after the power goes off halfway through the tour.

Bryan is set to visit Erik in a few weeks. He claims his brother is feeling much better since we last heard from him. He has been posting views from his beachside palace to his Instagram feed.

Walt reads an article about a couple who buy a house and find a 700 pound safe that they can’t open or remove and offer whatever that is inside to anyone who can. Walt asks Git’em for what his approach would be. Git’em is worried about the release of poisonous gas if he tries to drill in, Q thinks he would just use a torch to cut away the outer safe to reach the inner. Walt would just lift it up with a rope and pulley and drop it out the window Looney Tunes style. Git’em says he has had safe-cracking and lockpicking experience.

Maribeth’s family similarly has an old safe that no one could open stored away in a barn and offer what’s inside to Bry. Walt, Bry and Q think it would make for fascinating Patreon material to do a live opening like Geraldo Rivera did with Al Capone’s vault.

J-Sarge releases his latest album, Thoughts Ungone, on bandcamp. Q promises to play it on his R&H Radio Program.

Comedian Steve Byrne calls in to talk to the guys about stand-up comedy, the NJ Devils, the Action Park documentary, and his new film “The Opening Act”.

Steve tells a story about how he worked a USO show in Afghanistan and as they were leaving believed the troops were shooting off fireworks to show how much they appreciated them. In reality it was RPG flares trying to shoot down their plane.

A New Jersey hypnotist is arrested for subjecting his patients to illegal prostate exams.

#455: Potpourri of TESD

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Pod Description:

Q is elected minister of defense. Bry wants a muscle car. What music would you play for aliens?

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Maribeth Johnson

Mentioned Person:

Quotes:

“I thought he was going to play something classical. He kept saying ‘atoll’.” – Bry

“We can’t trust them Canadians” – Bry

“Walt, send me a dick pic.” – Bry

“But you can safely assume they ain’t got fuckin’ Robert Plant and Jimmy Page, asshole!” – Walt

“I don’t want my family around when I’m alive, certainly not when I’m dying.” – Bry

“I don’t care if Messier fuckin’ gets testiclear cancer, I got a couple voodoo dolls of him.” – Walt

“Poor Fatone, Poor Fatone” – Bry and Q

“Why don’t you think of the environment for once instead of yourself!” – Walt

“If you don’t have children you can do whatever you want for the rest of your life and you will still be saving the environment more than someone with one kid.” – Q

“Number one thing to to do to save the environment is not have kids” – Q

“Who the fuck is Rich the Kid? What about Bry the Adult? I can rap!” – Bry

“I guess I’m the joke.” -Q

“Who’m I versus?” -Q

“It’s the McHale’s Navy of Aliens.” – Q

“Get da fuck outtaheah!” – Bry as Q

“Why’s he keep saying ‘atoll’? No one knows what he’s talking about?” – Walt

“They call it the Garbage Atoll” – Q

“I feel like she listened to Bob Barker and neutered me.” – Bry

Memorable Moments:

The news of Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s death hit right before the recording of the episode. Walt believes it is too close to the election for another Supreme Court Justice to be appointed, Q thinks we are about to see some hypocrisy.

Bry says he wouldn’t want to be surrounded by friends and family on his deathbed. He’d rather crawl off and die under a log like an animal. Would you rather die peacefully in your sleep or get 5 more years of pain?

The world of politics have become like a spectator sport where people root for their party like they do for their teams. Walt remembers how the Devils got him more heated than anything else in the world and believes if you don’t feel the pain of defeat your aren’t a real fan.

A former girlfriend of Q’s had the unpopular opinion that the lead singer did not make the whole band.

Q wants to ask the car guys among the listeners if he would be laughed out of a body shop if he went to get the 89′ Crown Victoria restored to it’s full glory.

Bry is thinking of getting a 1970 Buick Skylark after his jeep’s lease runs out.

Instagram releases Reels, a TikTok clone which is full of nothing but hot girls dancing and gaining millions of followers.

The topic of dick pics arise. Walt would never send one, Q has only sent one, Bry had earlier this week.

A UFO sighting sets the Garden State abuzz, ends up being the Goodyear Blimp.

Japan releases protocols for pilots to follow when they see a UFO.

Walt and Bry question Q if he was Defense Secretary how would he deal with First Contact with an alien species. Q says he’d keep his fingers on the trigger but let them make the first move. Bry and Walt push him to go in guns blazing like a real American. Q would meet on a neutral territory, some atoll. Q would introduce the Aliens to Led Zeppelin to try to communicate, Walt wants Q to explain WAP to them.

Vox claims Beethoven music is racist.

Bry tries to renege on the long standing bet made with Q about VHS tapes not being around after 10 years first heard on #091: Cindy’s Fuck Truck. Patreon released a VHS copy of a Frank Five’s Rewind.

Bry asks Walt what he would do if Maribeth came to him thinking Bry was cheating and asked him to use his Super Smeller to catch a whiff of another woman on him.

#454: Eyes Up!

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Pod Description:

Greeting cards aren’t for everyone. Is your vision worth a toke of weed? Wedding talk.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Maribeth Johnson

Git’em Steve Dave

Mentioned Person:

Quotes:

“I’ve never seen Sal’s balls, I’m sorry to say.” -Q

“Do you think that like anybody that knows the pope personally talks shit about him?” – Bry

“Fanboy’s stand-in got blottoed.” -Walt

“I hate the cold more than I love those restaurants.” – Bry

“You can’t give him that much chocolate! He can go into toxic shock syndrome!” – Walt quoting Sunday Jeff

“That’s the fact Jack!” – Walt claiming greeting cards are a woman’s game

“We grew up seeing each others balls!” – Walt

“I would turn that around on you so fast!” – Walt if he caught a dick looker.

“I live in the bottom of a volcano, it’s where all these fine fabrics come from!” – Walt as Mack Weldon.

“Remember when I said I haven’t done drugs? That would be the day we go to fuckin’ North Jersey and we’re getting the first drug dealer we see and are pumping me up with whatever drugs he has and get me an ice cream scoop cuz I’m gouging my eyes out!” – Walt if one of his daughters married a guy twice her age.

“I love you, well more than a brother I guess.” – Bry’s speech to Q at his wedding (in front of Darin and Erik)

“We’re raising spiders, you can buy the eggs if you want Mr. Q!” – Walt as the mansion manager.

Memorable Moments:

Bry pimps his satellite radio show with Eric Nagle “Would you Kindly“.

The SD card which contained the previously recorded TESD was corrupted so all wedding talk had to be recreated for this episode. Bry had previously been using multiple cards per recording with no issue and became complacent. Walt likens it to insurance, you don’t need it til’ you need it!

The Mooby’s pop up brings scores of customers to the Secret Stash as Walt says the business is the best it’s been since before the quarantine. Unfortunately they are selling a Secret Stash beer and not R&H so Q is not amused.

Walt wants to support the dining industry by eating outside even in the dead of winter.

Joe Gatto is promoting his new book but foregoes an invitation to TESD to go on some bigtime show. Walt asks why Murray never came on to promote any of his books.

A South Carolina woman gouges her own eyes out after taking meth. Bry claims this alone would be enough to scare him away from that particular drug. Walt believes this action is par for the course for any drug.

Bry is getting pressured to send out Thank You cards to guests from his wedding, Walt says that must be because of Maribeth as dudes don’t typically care about that sort of thing. Are greeting cards a woman’s market?

Bry jokingly suggests that guys with really big beards should be exempt from wearing masks.

Maribeth and Bryan recap the wedding weekend. Bryan asked the photographer to capture pictures of the Bridal Party in various states of undress. Are women more comfortable getting changed in front of others than men? Walt and Bry reminisce on showering at school in front of the entire class as discussed in #068: Shower Power.

Q performed the ceremony and claims he worked harder writing the sermon than anything he’s professionally wrote in his entire career. He mentions up to the minute rewrites to include mentions of Erik’s drunken rant as heard in #452: Die on Every Hill.

During an ad for Mack Weldon Walt claims the different tiers remind him of Scientology.

Bryan and Maribeth though Walt looked like Scarface at the wedding with his dress shirt unbuttoned and the chain he was wearing.

The music at the wedding was a mix of traditional and nontraditional as the orchestra played the Sanford and Son as well as the Psycho theme. Bry and Maribeth’s first dance included the entire disco routine from Boogie Nights.

Walt envies Bryan’s relationship with Sage since she will be more child-like longer. Walt does not like interacting with his daughter’s boyfriends and mostly ignores them.

The wedding DJ was quite the character as during the mother-son dance she went off script claiming Bry and Pam were more than Mother/Son but best friends as well. She also claimed trying to make it in Hollywood but “grew sick of the Casting Couch”.

Ming buys an autographed picture of a Baltimore Oriole from the bathroom at the wedding venue. Apparently everything was for sale in the entire place.

A Lancaster man gets shot after chasing a cop with a knife. Are people protesting just for the sake of protesting?

The pope claims gossip is a worse plague than Covid.

After the episode proper Walt and Git’em fill out a questionnaire to get Git’em set up with a subscription to the pod’s new sponsor Take Care Of vitamins. Some insights about Gitem’s health and eating habits are revealed.

#453: One Boob Out

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Pod Description:

Night one of the IJ cruise finds a heavily medicated Bry talking about his distaste for crossing guards, inventive snaps and werewolf schools.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Brian Quinn

Joe Imburgio

Adam Green

Shay

A school crossing guard

An 18 year old girl

Mentioned Person:

Quotes:

“The Wiccans have this figured out, the fucking air line industry hasn’t!” – Bry

“They wouldn’t let Sage on the boat. No Corona Virus, no Down Syndrome.” – Bry

“Just trying to collect bubble info” – Bry as Pam

“Rainbow, car, rainbow, plane, rainbow, boat, smiley emoji, kissyface emoji.” – A powerful magic spell

“Is that why you’re all hopped up on Goof Pills?” – Q

“I tried to put together a super team of comics, but I’ll have to settle for you.” – Bry after being stood up by Jim Breuer.

“Are school shootings less common at Werewolf schools because silver bullets are too expensive?” – Bry

Reoccurring Segment:

Space Monkeys

Memorable Moments:

Due to a corrupted SD card a newly recorded episode of TESD was lost and so this previously recorded episode of Space Monkeys from the February 2020 Impractical Jokers Cruise was released.

Q states he believes he might be too drunk for this Space Monkeys while Bry admits he might have taken too much Purple Drank as he has a cold.

Bryan regales the audience with the elaborate method Pam uses to cast a protective “white magic” bubble onto him during his travels. Q ponders if anyone loved Kobe enough to put a spell on him if he’d still be alive today.

Director Adam Green boasts about directing Frozen to impress younger ladies.

Joe Imburgio explains how being credited as a “comedy producer” is really just a scam to avoid the writers unions.

Bry workshops some Yo Momma “snaps” at Q’s place in the Catskills. Q offers to test it out in front of a sold out IJ crowd but the joke bombs. Bry wonders if it was a purposeful hit job by his friend or Q just wasn’t eloquent enough to speak it properly. He claims that people from Staten Island and people with Down Syndrome have the same vocal patterns. Shay gives Bryan’s snap a shot and has the proper intonation to make it hit.

“Yo Momma’s so dumb she forgot the lyrics to the Liberty Insurance jingle.”

Sage is a cheerleader in school this year. Bryan wants to get in the school spirit by coming dressed as a big game hunter when her team plays against animal named teams, complete with shotgun. He asks if that would be too far.

Bry gets annoyed at crossing guards who overstep their bounds. A crossing guard in the crowd is called upon to defend themselves. Bry recalls one positive experience with a crossing guard when as a child a guard named Henry protects Bryan from a gang of toughs.

Bryan provides hypothetical situations to a drunk 18 year old with a crush on Q on how far her love of him would go should she catch him in an illegal act. She seems fine with both insurance fraud and straight up murder.

#419: Silver Ain’t Bad

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Description:

Bry and Walt take Q to business school. Walt defends an indefensible video. Who’s the coolest member of TESD?

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Reoccurring Segments:  

Fat Newz:  Weight Watchers releases an app for kids and faces backlash that they could discourage eating disorders.

Quotes:

“It’s never a good time when you piss your pants, unless you’re a baby or you’re senile.” – Bry

“That was the forked tongue talking.” – Bry

“Amazon’s on fire?  I just ordered shit!” – Bry as Kev

“I gotta keep the darkness inside.” – Q

“I guess the perception of me as cool is out the window.” – Bry

“Are you blasting the Partridge Family?” – Patreon Collaborator to Walt

“I don’t find wasted talent as cool, man.” – Q

Memorable Moments:

Bry scares an elderly woman at the pharmacy when he wears a shirt with “666” written on it.  She tells him that ever since he wore it in her store that the number of the beast has appeared everywhere in her life.  She thinks Bry might be the devil.

Bry talks about the weekly radio show he does with Erik Nagel  , Would you Kindly, and how Kevin appeared on the latest episode to discuss Masters of the Universe.  Bryan jokes that he has the scoop that Kevin wants to rename the title character to She-Man and that he will now live in Castle Gayskull.

Walt and Q briefly talk about Sony and Disney fighting over Spider-Man.  It is hypothesized that the new Star Wars theme parks focus on the new trilogy so they don’t have to pay Lucas anything.

Bry asks if having your partner say you are cool is like your Mom saying it.  Walt concurs that Maribeth must have blinders on when she claims Bryan is cool.  Bry texts Maribeth to ask who is the coolest person she knows.  Walt texts his daughter to ask her.

Bry believes no one can be 100% cool all the time, that even the Fonz got diarrhea.  He talks about a music video for Dancin’ in the Street where Mick Jagger and David Bowie, both cool dudes, act really lame.  Walt claims they knew they were being kitschy on purpose.

Walt thinks he loses cool points when he is caught blasting Partridge Family on the radio.

The guys go around the table rating each other on the cool scale 1-10.

#401: After the Glory

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Description:

Hot off the stunning reception of episode 400, Bry, Walt, and Q do a 401st episode.
Joey Fatone calls in.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Git ‘Em Steve-Dave

Joey Fatone

Quotes:

“I’m such a bad boy!” – Joey Fatone

“You should see- oh I- I’ve seened what they write about those two, it’s horrible.” ~Walt

“Yeah, you like this?  They call me Mr. Jelly Cock.” – Bry

“Why do you think I’m in this cast?  I’ve been jerking off so much I can’t get a hand job.” – Q

“I pulled my groin and also my shaft is hurting.” – Walt to a hypothetical masseuse

“I’m going to tell Maribeth to lock up the guns tonight because I can see in your eyes you made a mistake.” – Walt

“Who produced it?  Simmy?” – Q

“It’s time to start fighting the man instead of being the man.” – Walt to Bry

Memorable Moments:

Walt has been getting complaints about his love of Tom Brady.  In other Patriots news, owner Robert Kraft  has been caught in a prostitution sting at an Asian massage parlor.  There are rumors another big fish was caught too and Walt prays it’s not Tom.

Q and Bry have returned from the 3rd Jokers Cruise.  Q says the Space Monkeys show was the best one yet and features all four Jokers plus Jiggy and other guests.  It will be uploaded as a Patreon show later.  Q’s punishment for Bryan’s tardiness last year as detailed in #356: Better Late Than Never was for Bryan to teach Yoga for 30 minutes in front of over 100 people.

Walt admits to wanting to try yoga, not for the eastern mysticism but to be more pliable.  He wonders if he should ask Gitem to help limber him up.

Gitem is wearing gigantic fuzzy slippers in hopes of getting attention much like Q did with his #074: SkeleToes.  Q gives Gitem the validation he was looking for.

Q has heard Bry has been pissing off long time fans of TESD.  A long time dedicated ant was found to have fallen off the wagon after some button drama stemming from the previous Jokers Cruise and Bry’s subsequent reaction.  The guys all voiced their dismay over losing a die hard ant and Bry offered an apology.  Walt suggests that if this ant will join the Patreon at the 100 dollar level Q should give her his private number.  In a happy ending the ant has decided to return to the anthill.

The Pinball twinz will be returning to the Chicago Stern Pinball Tournament this year.  They are offering a raffle where the grand prize is a date with Bri.

Bry reveals that Sage has been watching YouTube video challenges and cutting up socks all over the house.  Bry mentions a 48 hour challenge that tells kids to disappear for 48 hours in order to scare their parents.  They win points based on frantic social media posts.  Bry thinks this idea is way to similar to their idea for #306: #Funeralz

Q and Joe are hosting a gala for their photography gallery this weekend.  Walt wants to know if Q would feel comfortable doing Boudoir photos.

Bry becomes a hero to some local kids at a middle school basketball game when he questions the authority of a teacher who yelled at them to stop stomping their feet on the bleachers.  Walt says Bry needs to return to sticking up for the little guys.

Q thinks marriage licenses need to be renewed like drivers licenses.

Walt calls out for artwork to use for new TESD shirts.

Joey Fatone calls in to promote his new podcast “Two Cups of Joe.”  He discusses the Masked Singer and how Q kept his secret.  Future guests on “Two Cups of Joe” include Donnie Wahlburg, Robin Thicke, and Jonny Damon.  Walt offers to give him Sunday Jeff and Chris Laudando’s numbers if he wants another big get.

Mary Elizabeth (former Manager)

Quote:

“I think you’re all fucking nuts!” – Episode 057

Description:

Not to be confused with Bryan Johnson’s current girlfriend Maribeth, Mary Elizabeth was hired to be TESD’s manager for a short time in 2011 but only lasted for a month or two.  The guys decided they were better working alone and that she got “too familiar”.

First Appearance:

#052: Fibber McChen

#377: Return of the Mack Daddy

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Description:

Bry, Walt and Q celebrate Q’s return with stories from the IJ set and deliver big news…some of it good and some of it not so good.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Git ‘Em Steve-Dave

Quotes:

“100% of the time someone’s like ‘You want pizza or a cup of fish cum?'” – Bry

“It took me 8 years to warm up to my guys” – Walt about the Comic Book Men crew.

“I’m sure they’re scared right now.  They’re on a ledge right now.  It’s your job to talk them off the ledge.” – Walt

“Smodfan has one foot on the ledge and the other on a banana peel.” -Bry

“Smodfan No!” – Walt

“We got every religion plus the skull, what more can you ask for?” – Bry

“Who sent you that in an email you fuckin’ thief?”- Bry to Walt

“I’m busy making the all new Sunday Jeff Show, Bitch!” – Walt

 

Memorable Moments:

Quinn’s triumphant return to the podcast.  He says he is happy to be back right on time for Cinco TESD Mayo, only to find out that it started three weeks ago.

Bryan gives some shout outs including to an ant battling lymphoma.

Bry insists Q can throw a Caligula themed party.

Q is forced to sit through a 2 hour sexual harassment seminar prior to filming.  Walt wonders why he didn’t just send his stand-in.

TESD wonders if Muhammad is stuck in a well with Baby Jessica.

A new sushi delicacy called “Shiriko” is sweeping the nation.  It is actually fish sperm.

Walt is annoyed at people who go online trying to take IHOP down a peg for trying to re-brand itself.

Bry reads an email by a disgruntled listener who claims Walt stole Cinco TESD Mayo from him.

Comic Book Men has not been renewed after 7 seasons.

TESD opens it’s new Patreon where additional bonus content will be available in addition to the weekly free episode of TESD.  Weekly bonuses range from the All New Puck Nuts, the Sunday Jeff Show, never before heard Space Monkeys and Why Bry shows to name a few.

Bryan spoils the worst kept secret on Twitter by acknowledging that Walt maintains the @SundayJeff twitter handle.

Walt and Q’s comic Metro has been successfully funded through Kickstarter.

Walt and Gitem put an end to the weekly Dyslexia challenges.

Music:

Luchador Libre – Player 2 Blues