In this game Sunday Jeff writes several verses of a rap. They are juxtaposed with lyrics taken from 2 Live Crew songs. The players are presented with a pair and tasked with figuring out which verse is written by whom. For this version Sunday Jeff wrote lyrics in the vein of 2 Live Crew. Lil’ Wayne is used for the second incarnation.
Sunday Jeff’s Songs
Keepin’ you a dark secret cuz I can’t be seen wit’ ya
My cover’s blown cuz you make my dick smell like diarhea
Let me get some of dat stinky clam
Make like Seuss and eat it like Green Eggs and Ham
When I’m slurpin’ and burpin’ on dat clit
I’m prayin’ to the Lord above I don’t vomit.
So gross and infected when you spread
got to make sure I put on a rubber made outta lead
Snow White / Pink Pussy
You say you want a knight in shining armor to ride in on his horse
but we know you want a bad boy, skilled in the art of intercourse.
Need your Prince Charming so you can play Snow White but who’s kiddin’ who?
We both know you’d let those ugly ass dwarves pull a train on you.
Seven teeny tiny dicks is how you roll,
now them midgets have Snow White on the stroll.
Try to fit your fat ass foot in Cinderella’s slipper and are unable
so your sick ass drops a deuce in that shoe like it’s a glass table.
Got a Monster Dick called Frankenstein,
Make all the village hos wait in line.
My dick ain’t green and it ain’t got no stitches,
they call it Monster cuz it’s over seventeen inches.
But I only fuck monsters cuz hotties make me snore
next on my fuck list is that sexy ass hunchback Igor.
Doin’ him from behind and staring at that hump,
tryin’ so hard not to be a three pump chump.
Senorita shakin’ dat ass to the beat, make me go el loco.
Baby lift up dat skirt and let me munch on dat pink taco.
Get’s me stupid crazy and all I wanna do is fuck and fuck and fuck.
I’m about to pop, here comes my Curly face, Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.
Cuz I be gaga for gam gams and cookoo for hair clam clams.
Greatest of All Time
It’s finally down to just two.
Tommy B and you know who.
A bout between Mr. 5 Rings
and the man with the magic Dingaling.
Another record falls as you drop back to pass,
while this legend’s chin is buried in some ho’s ass.
My dick in bronze is certain,
saggy balls your image be hurtin’.
I make bitches cum so hard they need a rowboat,
now step back and recognize the real mother fuckin’ GOAT.
Bend you over on all fours in a style I call Pluto
So nasty, stuffin’ those two gerbils Chip and Dale up that ass yo.
Committing bestiality with that simple fuck Goofy
Minnie hooked on that glass pipe so no need to roofie.
Sexy rodent can’t cum without a little pain,
such a freak she called in Huey Dewey and Louie to pull a train.
The mouse be watching it all from a closet holdin’ his dick yo.
This club reserved for only perverts and sickos.
Listen to a professionally produced mashup with TESD Town’s own, Vicky Pezza, here.