TESD introduces the new game show ‘Can you last longer in an attic than Anne Frank?’ Bry opens an “anything goes” bakery.
“If you aren’t used to the word ‘cum’ by age 85, just go dig yourself a grave and jump in.” – Bry
Bry: “Gitem, what’s your move? If somebody goes to fight you?”
Gitem: “I try to diffuse first.”
Walt: “How do you diffuse? What’s your go-to?”
Bry: “He drops to his knees.”
“I’m sure he’s got a skull, that dude’s hardcore. If he’s got a fuckin tattoo on his chest, he was one of the few that ordered the Prussian Mini Kissing skull.” – Walt
This week’s special guest is Chuck Staton who has worked on various TESD video projects over the last two years. Gitem also sits in.
Walt mentions Gitem has almost come to blows with some of his coworkers due to his penchant for being a ‘real life troll’.
Gitem is renewing his security guard license. Walt wonders why he didn’t list him as his supervisor or reference.
New pages of Anne Frank’s diary are discovered that include some raunchy jokes and details about her “Gay Uncle Walter”. People are calling for the estate of Anne Frank to apologize for some of the views expressed by a 13 year old in the 1940s. Walt confuses Anne Frank with Helen Keller bringing to mind this scene from Clerks II.
When learning that Anne Frank died in the Nazi gas chambers Walt shouts “Spoiler Alert!”
A new color that may or not may be just Blue is discovered.
Why didn’t Gitem graduate if he is so smart?
Publix refuses to decorate a cake for a valedictorian using the Latin phrase “Suma Cum Laude” because it contained a ‘naughty’ word.
How would Walt handle homeless people loitering in the Stash?
Chuck tells of prank videos he would shoot with his band back in 2004-2005. One such video was a scavenger hunt with several dares included to win points, including one to take an enema in front of a local Catholic High School “Our Lady of Fatima”. This results in Chuck spraying shit in the school’s parking lot more than a decade before a NJ superintendent would do the same (as heard in #373: Number 5 is Alive). While Chuck initially lets the high school soccer team take the blame, the footage is eventually put online and the Catholic school’s priest finds it and Chuck is arrested for a hate crime.
Walt thinks Gitem should one up this classic video prank for episode 400 of TESD.
This weeks Dyslexia clues are:
- Eve of Destruction – Dawn of Creation
- Father Hummer’s – Whistler’s Mother
- Breakfast First The = The Last Supper
Senior Discount – A Fistful of Discount