Quotes
“I didn’t think it was gonna go like this, I thought we where gonna be fucking good people” – Walt
“In 15 years you’ll all be in loveless marriages and hooked on painkillers.” – Walt
“There was no shed at all” – Sunday Jeff
“Hey ma, put on a camisole….i wanna em them tonight” – Bryan
“FUCK FUNK & STANDARD!” – Walt
“Yeah, you’re my Grandma.” – Walt
“TEAR DOWN THOSE QUOTES!!!” – Walt
“When this planet is nothing but Grimaces’, I will be ready to ascend to the next level” – Q
“What’s your mom do? She’s a teacher. What about your dad? Oh my father’s dead.” -Walt
“Then my wife says ‘oooOoo why are his pants so tight?!'” – Walt
“I saw his soulless body, dead inside…With the tightest pair of Dickies I ever saw!” – Walt
“You could’ve been in a 69 with Elton John and it wouldn’t have been as gay as that.” – Walt
“He died of full-blown AIDS!” – Mike
“I don’t know about greys, you don’t know about gays.” -Bryan
“Cut that out…no, leave that shit in!” – Walt
71 Minutes of Walt’s Best Slips, Misquotes and Idioms
The very best of Brian “Q” Quinn
Moments
Walt and Jeff become public enemy #1 at Suncoast
Walt mistakes his guidance counselor for his Grandma
Walt delivers comics to the trailer park drunk
Walt Reams out Ming for sticking up for the Post Office Bitch
Walt rips Bry for his “Jaws” Halloween costume
Ming makes Debbie wait while he eats pizza before driving her to the hospital
Walt discovers a Time Traveler in a Charlie Chaplin movie
Walt is harassed by teen girls and has an epic comeback
Q gives shit to a clerk for not having Mallrats
Bry and Ming dress as Santa and an Elf on Broad Street
Walt cold calls a rival comic shop and cusses out
Montage of Ming saying “Right”
Termites come in for Free Comic Book Day
Walt tells a story about almost becoming a jail guard
Frank 5 skips Thanksgiving with family to see TESD
Q talks about the Ass Apple tradition
Q’s breakup story with his fiancé
Mike and Ming sign Cryptozoicman issues to listeners chagrin
Phantasm and it’s tranny subtext is discussed
Declan with a bag on his head begins
Walt tries to find a PC way to use the word ‘retarded’
TESD is burnt to CD’s for an old folks home’s library and it’s results
Walt, Sunday Jeff, Marc, Mike, and Git’em’s New York adventure for Trunk Club
Q is a dick to a waitress… or is he?
Bry and Q traverse the Nine Circles of Hell
The beginning of the Q vs Reddit fiasco
Git ‘Em reveals his mother tried to smother him with a pillow
Audio of Walt giving Simmy shit for his show ideas during the Trial by Fire Ants