#381: Butthole Motorboat

Description:

Audio from the TESD livestream and then some extra. Handies, Staten Island lore and George Washington vs the Haitians.

Host/Guest:

Bryan Johnson

Walt Flanagan

Brian Quinn

Git ‘Em Steve-Dave

Mike Zapcic

Sound Engineer Christian

Kevin Smith

Quotes:

 

Memorable Moments:

This episode is split into two separate parts.  Part 1 is the audio from the TESD patreon Live Stream and the second is audio from a 2012 live Why Bry recorded in LA.

Part I:  Live Stream

The guys chat with A Shared Universe Podcast Studio sound engineer Christian about how it is to work for Mike and Ming.

Walt is fascinated with the live video feed and blinks out messages in “Morris” code and makes Duck Lips throughout the podcast.

Q apologizes to Haiti for thinking they fought us in the revolutionary war.

Bry tries to find a loophole for the famous VHS tape bet he made with Q, although the bet ended 5 years ago.

Bry and Q retell the tale of the killer caterpillar that made Qs foot go numb.

Walt discusses an awkward encounter with a male masseuse at the mall.  He asks if happy endings could be legal as long as the customer doesn’t climax.

Walt divulges he one time ordered a ton of comics from a Long Beach comic shop but never picked them up, being what he hates most.

Q describes Staten Island naming July 12 Impractical Jokers Day as well as the IJ exhibit in the museum and the parade that was thrown for them.

Q has a quick Overkill topic of the Staten Island witch who was on trial after her sister and niece died in a fire.  Edgar Allen Poe and PT Barnum get involved.

Bry reveals that he never learned to crawl and went straight from immobile to tearing around the house.  Q maintains this explains alot.

Part II:  Why Bry

Bry recounts a disastrous live Space Monkeys show where Q gets too drunk and the crowd starts to turn.

Kev and Bry relive old Quick Stop memories such as the Happy Boy margarine experiment and disappointing the man who just wanted to watch Young Guns II

Bry reveals he made out in the storage room of Quick Stop with the “female PigPen” Christina Cruddy.

Bry talks about the trouble on the set of Comic Book Men season 2 and the origin of the Dick Magnet shirt.

Bry and Kev talk about the time they went to an all nude strip club to get autographed polaroids from the girls and how they left a spit filled condom inside an ATM machine leading to Kev being brought into the police station the next day.

Music:

I Fight Bears – Lost the Fight.

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